castleroque

“pronounced castle rock” is what my bio used to say before I realized that I’m not nearly famous enough for that

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@stephenasmith your statement about Deshaun Watson disgusts me. He shouldn’t even be in the league, let alone winning awards. I’d like to see you say that to the face of one of the many women he raped. @espn this sensationalist idiot should have been fired a long time ago.

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@MrBeast 72434

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@peacock @nba are you guys serious? Running an ad break during the moment of silence? Just awful. Two men died today. Can we respect their memories for a second instead of shoving the He man trailer down people’s throats? Disgusting.

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I know somebody is probably gonna come out with a video essay about how it’s actually harmful for straight guys to pretend to be gay for attention but bbno$ and yung gravy kissing is the energy the world needs right now so I don’t care

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Getting counterspelled has got to be one of the most humbling experiences a wizard can have

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Applebees always out here trying to fucking kill someone with some off the wall special you’re telling me I can get 10 margaritas for 10 dollars I will be taking you up on that in an unhealthy fashion

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Usually I just scroll tiktok until something on there reminds me of the Horrors and then I remember I’m a person

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@sinalsubsw43745 So true king

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Just absolutely fucking destroyed some 12 year olds at ymca basketball and now ate the largest fajita I’ve ever eaten in my life. Feeling like a great warrior feasting on the spoils of war

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I’m not religious but if Jesus could get me a goth girl maybe I’d have to turn to the lord

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Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first year Castleroque listener, you just got done with Anyways. You’re gonna be talking about how he writes solid acoustic indie love songs until next year when you’re gonna listen to 18 and think his best work is his synth-based stuff-

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@cashewmilkluvr Twin fantasy tattoo? I didn’t know you were cool

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Gale from the hunger games would unironically identify himself as a sigma male

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@blobbynfriends Don’t comment on subjects you’re completely uneducated in

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I call these sunglasses my go fasters cuz they make me go so fast

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If “together” didn’t rhyme with “forever” music wouldn’t even exist

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Hey guys my new ep is out go listen

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When I’m in public I like to carry a large stack of papers in order to maximize my chances of a meet-cute

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I for one welcome the fog

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@TheRightCant Mfs gonna send me to Norway?? Sign me up