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CeAzEr CaStRo

[Adika @Adikastakes]

I hate the fact that once you question a Nigerian’s intellect their automatic response is to start comparing how much money they have to you. So because you’re rich you think you can’t be stupid?

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

the first step is CASHFLOW. You need a source that vomits cash predictably and frequently. No matter how small.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"I won't vote"
"I don't have a PVC"
"My vote won't even count"

You follow for the Olodo Uprising

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

#olodocore Aso Rock edition. 😭

See una mama. 😭

[LADIPOE @LadiPoe]

The way Naij has treated education, it shouldn’t be surprised that more people are outsourcing their thinking

[Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 @AfamDeluxo]

In 2026, while the rest of the world is talking about AI, space exploration, advanced manufacturing, and the industries of the future, the First Lady of the world’s most populous Black nation, Remi Tinubu, is encouraging citizens to fry akara and sell kuli-kuli. Bruh. 😞

[.5🎀 @heydika5]

na the night after you don catch the love of your life cheating, your slow ass brain go start de clock all the red flag you ignore.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don’t see anything wrong with the things they do until you do it back to them.

[McAuthur Lokie✨️ @mcauthur_lokie]

I'm in Zimbabwe and I know this is a false rape accuser. Keep exposing each time she tries to rebrand without properly taking accountability🙏🏾

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Money can’t unolodo a nigga

[Halimah Ahmed @ahmedhalimah02]

@KelOnovo Have you also noticed how people ask what you do for a living? not because they really care but just so they will know where to place you and how much respect they will give you

[Kelvin Novo @KelOnovo]

I once seized one of my keke from a rider who defaulted and kept it in my custody. I needed to take it home and park it in my compound.

On my way home, my wife called the kids said they wanted pizza. So I drove down to Kilimanjaro to get one.

Now, the security men at that place used to greet me “sir, sir” every time I came through. But this day, driving a keke, the same man couldn’t recognise me. And he treated me like a piece of nothing.

What shocked me most: a man in an ML pulled in the same time as me. Security told me there was no space to park then turned around and gave the ML guy space.

I didn’t get angry. I simply went somewhere, parked my keke, and walked in on foot.

Now here’s God’s sense of humour. The same man in the ML happened to be someone I know. He saw me, greeted me warmly, and his wife who follows me on Facebook lit up and said she wanted to take pictures with me.

So there I am, taking photos with them. And this same security man is just standing there, watching the whole thing.

I went in, collected my pizza, and as I was leaving, the man opened his mouth and said: “Senior man, anything for us?”

What I told him that day, I’m not sure he will ever forget in his life.

The people who worship money the most are usually the ones who need help the most. Until we decanter money we are still far.

[Big Cuz @imohumoren]

If someone calls you an idiot and your response is, “I have more money than you,” you’ve just proved their point and are, in fact, an idiot.

[Benkingsley Nwashara @Benking443]

Flying Toke Makinwa and over 1,400 useless delegates to Dubai was apparently affordable.

But sponsoring a few of Nigeria's brightest minds to China to represent the country at an international mathematics competition was not.💔

Fvcking retards!

[LADIPOE @LadiPoe]

Nothing happens overnight o. Neglect education for decades and eventually the invoice arrives. The next gen usually ends up paying it

[chief sọm @chisomholic]

When you rant finish look for your agemates and force them to marry you.

[🕷️ 🇦🇷 @bhadboy_Andre2]

Geh geh what a guy😂😂😂😂

[DaSuKi @chukaobi]

They said Olodo Uprising.
Not Olodo Origin Stories.

[47 @youshouldfw47]

Till disrespect do us part

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

A cheating woman will never forgive you for catching her