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[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

My good luck Chuck streak continues 🫡🙃

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

It’s always Gil can you fix this?
Never oh we should’ve listen to you when you said we need to widen these doors seven months ago

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

It’s been a while since I’ve woken up still feeling squirrelly from the mount before…… don’t miss that feeling at all

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

And like that no more truck note payments

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

Great start to my day *sarcasm

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

And the Astros just fired and their assistant GM what are they doing?!

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

Y’all are too much 😂😂😂

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

Looks like I will make it to trivia on time tonight

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

Dad - did you get a hair cut ?
Me -Yea
Dad - How did you get that scar on the back of your head did you fall?
Me - You I guess you can put it like that .

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

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[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

Most days I’m well put together and have everything in order and then there’s days where I spend an hour looking for my car keys

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

I should’ve brought me work laptop with me

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

It was at this moment that I realized…. When did I become the guy that’s thinking about work while on vacation

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

I finished 3rd out of the 17 people in my age group…. So that’s kind of cool right?

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

Gf - How come you always make me work out when I’m hungover
Me - You literally signed up for this..

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

Sad day, tattoo appointment had to be rescheduled bc of the weather

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

Best friends wife - I don’t like the white girl you put your penis in
Me - which one ???

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

@ceesamnang Sus

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

Yesterday otw to the arboretum
Me - I think they charge a cover
Gf - Us not alcoholics call that an admission ticket…
Me - wow okkkkk…..

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

@Mbadali25 Ok Janice

[gilbertocastro @castro_gil]

I’m getting real tired of going to bed early and still not get a good nights sleep and waking up with a headache