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[brent 🌹🗽 @BrentInQueens]

Republicans win races by 0.01% and stack their administration with fascist lunatics.

Democrats win races by almost 30% and yet are obsessed with doing this insufferable bipartisan bullshit.

It’s absolutely exhausting.

[⋆˚࿔ 𝕐𝕦𝕣𝕚 ♪˚⋆ @treatmachanwell]

HOW DID I GET THIS FAR

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Extending a special welcome to all the newest members of Bears FC 🫶

[BrokeBearsFan @JJLuv4u]

Bears x Persona 5 credit @arielcuntreras on TikTok

[money hater @jobavoider]

we’re reaching levels of bears posting previously unknown

[Jake @jcam3795]

"I don't care what they do in their own home, but do they have to be so in your face about it?"

[Ernie Tedeschi @ernietedeschi]

Counterpoint: Excel is the tardigrade of software. You cannot kill it.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The Democratic Party needs a new and bold direction. I will not support Chuck Schumer’s reelection as Democratic leader.

[James Prescott: Superhero & Punk Rocker @JamesPrescott77]

Apparently Lanterns, the 5th most watched show in the history of HBO, btw, “didn’t quite capture the zeitgeist”

They’re not just assholes, they’re completely stupid.

[⋆˚࿔ 𝕐𝕦𝕣𝕚 ♪˚⋆ @treatmachanwell]

WHY AM I ON THE NEWS NOW

[Kentucky Fried Electrician @AyatollaCorolla]

You asked us to show up and vote.
We expect the same courtesy.

[🪩✨⚡️ @86themike]

Narrator: they did not get to work.

[ALAG @Castsfirststone]

@dannynanni Dawg, I'm so fucking excited to play this stuff. It's the third holiday of the season for me, literally took the 8th off.

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

Then maybe show up to vote for it.

[ALAG @Castsfirststone]

@GreenTextRepost Occasionally getting a couple drinks with a boss that can help lead you to promotion is okay. Otherwise, this is the only way to exist at work.

[ALAG @Castsfirststone]

@ReviewsJao If it even jumps from the 1k-4k daily to closer to 5k-15k steadily still in February, then we get more updates past March. That's a win.

[Suderman @petersuderman]

if you have an Elder Millennial Man in your life, consider texting, or even calling, to see if he's OK, if maybe he just needs to talk...you don't even have to say anything, just be present and listen as he shares his feelings about Pitchfork's list of 100 best indie rock albums

[ALAG @Castsfirststone]

@SamRaidsAgain Godzilla is nothing but a ghost in -1.0. An empathic response that manifested and carries the human response to personal events. -0.0, both monsters are pre-existing objects. Uncontrolled nature that reacts to each other. Having two monsters always lessens the human story.