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[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Joe Biden accidentally reads the part on the teleprompter that says "repeat the line" when they wanted him to say the line again lmfao

[Classify @Class]

Nah these mfs on Celebrity Net Worth are TOO FAST LMFAOOOOO

[Andy Specht @AndySpecht]

Cops stood outside the school while the killer rampaged inside.

Onlookers yelled at them to go in. They didn’t. One parent urged bystanders:

“Let’s just rush in because the cops aren’t doing anything like they are supposed to.” @AP story:
https://t.co/l2CqPCzmAf

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”

[Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos]

I have this old 2006 BusinessWeek framed as a reminder. The “risky bet” that Wall Street disliked was AWS, which generated revenue of more than $62 billion last year.

[Curio Kujo @CursedMario]

its cinco de mayo so reminder that nintendo removed mexican mario from the odyssey box art one time because people online called it racist, but this actually ended up making mexicans upset instead

[Wesley Hunt @WesleyHuntTX]

Hi Eric, my name is Wesley Hunt, I’m a Republican nominee in a Congressional District that is 70% white. I’m black, I’m in an interracial marriage, and my wife and I have two biracial daughters. Republicans are celebrating diversity while white liberals like yourself race-bait.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

The New York Times traced Tucker Carlson's ancestors all the way back to 1850 and assigned 9 reporters to watch every episode of his show in order to smear him as a racist but couldn't even be bothered to ask Hunter Biden if he ever forgot his laptop at a repair shop

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Texas mom shoots man dead after he broke into home with her children inside
https://t.co/hTDPt0nqB0

[Ke’Andra @Thats_KeAndra]

Not white folks dragging these fools too💀💀💀

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

Odd that CNN didn’t seek any additional information about this “private military contracting company” that apparently sent off a 22-year-old American to fight and die in Ukraine. Such as, you know, maybe the name of the company

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Biden is asking for $33 Billion to send to Ukraine on top of the billions already sent to the very corrupt nation, but they couldn’t spend a tiny fraction of that to finish the wall, secure our border & end the humanitarian crisis & drug/sex trafficking at our border!#AmericaLast

[David Leatherwood @brokebackUSA]

I am a gay man. I am in a happy relationship with another gay man. And neither of us are “LGBTQIA++”.

Whatever that means.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Is this the greatest self-own of all time? Do they really not know that this is what has been done to conservatives for the last few years? I genuinely don’t think they get it. They really thought that we were on an equal footing here. Amazing

[✨Dapper Bear✨ @Daper_Bear]

So apparently Chris Pratt never attended that Homophobic church everyone swore he did…

ISN’T THAT THE WHOLE REASON PPL STARTED TO HATE HIM?!?!?

IT WAS LITERALLY FOR NO REASON!

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

While I’m awesome and totally deserving of 87,000 new followers a day it seems that someone took the shackles off my account. Wonder if they’re burning the evidence before new mgmt comes in?