Ellie Soto

Mom, amateur baker, #cybersecurity, #threathunting, #intel. I love unsolvable problems, great eyebrows, and my opinions are solely mine.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.

[Ellie Soto @casuallyobsess]

@w1mp1k1ng HOW RUDE

[Ellie Soto @casuallyobsess]

@ComradeEevee I was honest with them. They got really insulted, didn’t speak to me for about a year (during which time I had a baby) and then eventually came back and kept their distance. Not fun process but total success!!

[🔎Julia Evans🔍 @b0rk]

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[nadise @nadise]

How do I find moms who code, & want to re-enter the workforce? I've co-founded a startup in SF, and we're looking for engineers. Where are the throngs of moms who left tech b/c companies want you to pretend you have no kids? DM me if that's you.

[Ellie Soto @casuallyobsess]

@JennaBrace Lost was probably worse, technically... but it had been getting bad for years. GoT was great (IMO) until this season and then just flushed itself down the toilet. So disappointing haha

[Ellie Soto @casuallyobsess]

Just broke my foot on a disassembled table trying to make a bottle for the baby. How's your old person night going?

[Ellie Soto @casuallyobsess]

@mzbat I might be unbelievably naive. But my company has unlimited PTO, and while I don’t nickel-and-dime my leave the way I did in the federal govt, I have never felt uncomfortable to request PTO and have never felt as if time for my family/self is punished. Some companies do it right.

[Ellie Soto @casuallyobsess]

I can never say it enough. I am so eternally grateful to work for a company that appreciates me for my skills and experience, but also supports me as a mother. @jasklabs ❤️❤️

[yan @bcrypt]

new year’s eve in 1970 must have been an epoch party

[Ellie Soto @casuallyobsess]

My parents are boomers. I literally cannot count the number of times my parents would say, "I'll be long gone before that happens" in response to a real, relatively near-future threat. How can we compete with that kind of utter selfishness?
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[Ellie Soto @casuallyobsess]

@CatBailey Your tweets are honestly so important to me. Thank you so much for sharing.

[Ellie Soto @casuallyobsess]

@CatBailey I love reading your tweets because it's like a transcript of my brain. IM NOT SMART ENOUGH TO WORK HERE WHY DO THEY THINK IM SMART AND ARE SO NICE TO ME I HOPE THEY DONT FIND OUT I'M DUMB

[007&7 @Crown_Se7en]

Give her a great gift today by spelling you're correctly.

[Ellie Soto @casuallyobsess]

Babies nap SO hard. #jealous

[Ellie Soto @casuallyobsess]

@melanindotcom CS/Math background, now in AI and other tech. I. LOVE. MAKEUP. Matter of fact, just bought this lol guy Wednesday!!

[Ellie Soto @casuallyobsess]

Does it count as my workout if my stupid husband left all his stupid heavy plates on the bar and I have to remove them? For what it’s worth, I’m sweating.

[Ellie Soto @casuallyobsess]

@nataliaDotNEF Thank you! My hubs got it for me for my birthday... seems lame but a) I love jigsaw puzzles and b) we go to New Orleans every year so it was romantic 😊 it was my first 1000 piece though, and definitely made me stay up way too late haha

[Ellie Soto @casuallyobsess]

5pm: omg husband is taking the baby tonight, go to bed at 8 and make up for 6 months of no sleep.

8pm: Yeah but u gotta enjoy life too, live a little!!!

11pm: Made this puzzle my bitch