WineLovingMumma

Breastfeeding consultant, crafty, outdoors loving, snack bitch to three feral humans, a blind cat and two naughty kittens.

[WineLovingMumma @cat11082]

Kids are off school, are in the pool, and staying cool. I am navigating fights, doing housework and melting. Seems totally fair. Not like I’d planned to lay on the lilo in the pool 9-2.30 every day and smash through my fiction reading list.

[WineLovingMumma @cat11082]

Youngest is pretending he’s an angel by being asleep. If only they could all do that till 8.

[WineLovingMumma @cat11082]

Oldest two have just come into my room to ask if they can go on their tablets… it’s not even 7am. “But we’ve had our breakfast”
Like you can be awake but that doesn’t mean you’re allowed on devices.
What happened to Sunday mornings where I was allowed sleep 😭😭

[WineLovingMumma @cat11082]

Saturdays are for working on the house and garden, Sundays are for big breakfast and pj days so why am I planning on taking 3 kids food shopping?!

[WineLovingMumma @cat11082]

No one can ever dethrone this queen.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Justiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

[WineLovingMumma @cat11082]

Wake up, fight with kids about why they have to wear school uniform, go downstairs for breakfast, debate uniform some more, remind them we have to leave in half an hour, more questions about uniform. I’m not caffeinated enough for this. #sendhelp

[WineLovingMumma @cat11082]

Need someone to go to download with me on the Friday. @hollywoodundead are there and I CANNOT miss this.

[oluwatise @maintishe]

this girl on TikTok said, “if I tell you all the trauma I endured from my mom and you look me dead in my face and tell me ‘that’s still your mom’ I’m going to beat you how she beat me.” and she’s so real. stop undermining people’s trauma.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

none of the people who have tried to belittle me live a life l admire. and that's enough for me.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

It's always "you have ADHD" and never "thank you for telling me 14 stories in 3 mins"

[WineLovingMumma @cat11082]

Laying in bed planning gig outfits for this year like i don’t wear crocs on the school run. Motherhood has ruined me. Bring on Emofest where I can actually wear something that reminds me i was once a feral human who didn’t take orders from a three year old.

[WineLovingMumma @cat11082]

I think the worst part is I like dogs because you can teach them both useful and fun tricks. You try and give a cat anything and they’re like you want a trick…? Watch my knock every single item you own off the top of the unit.

[WineLovingMumma @cat11082]

How have I ( a dog person) ended up with three cats. None of whom know what personal space is. Specifically the smallest who is so up in my business that her favourite bedtime activity is trying to ram her entire head in my mouth as I try and fall asleep?!

[WineLovingMumma @cat11082]

@MbarkCherguia I’m all for gentle parenting but apparently these parents don’t understand the word no. Or that they can remove a hammer from a child’s hands instead of filming. Idk they deserve the broken tv that comes with that little common sense 🤷🏻‍♀️

[WineLovingMumma @cat11082]

@chasiddylynne Yet they can still get on every one of them by breathing wrong after completely missing every one of them and asking was that good for you?

[WineLovingMumma @cat11082]

Getting @WeAreFelicity mail is just what today needed…8 year old is going to lose his mind when he gets home from school… 100% going to have to get the waffle lover bundle in my next order so he can have a hat to wear as he’s too small for the T-shirts! #atleasthecantstealthem

[WineLovingMumma @cat11082]

Casually getting messages from one of my favourite bands and totally fangirling it…

[WineLovingMumma @cat11082]

All my life I saw a busy house with lots of children running round. I found a village that makes that possible. My house and heart are full, I have kids here for sleepovers on the weekends, there’s always new artwork on the fridge and a pile of shoes by the door. #ittakesavillage

[WineLovingMumma @cat11082]

Actually fuming

[WineLovingMumma @cat11082]

Excuse me while I go cry surrounded by cats.