sam

class clown

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

On a serious note: if you didn’t know, today is M*nday. Please, please check in on your Garfield oomfs today. Bring them a lasagna. You never know what they’re going through :(

[kart @kiluhz]

when i was a kid i read all the scary stories to tell in the dark books in one day at schol and when i got home i told my mom we need to buy a gun because there are all kinds of monsters in the world that. we don't even have a fuckng clue about

[c+++ @halointheriver]

China’s one chile policy

[Brad @color_me_bradd]

This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

reminder for this week: you do not need to be skinny to get the nda

[sam @cat__leap]

This being the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 @Bobbillion33]

My ex roomie found these texts in her bf’s phone

She sent me these while we lived together asking me what she should do? I’m not kink shaming but this was hilarious to me because she didn’t confront him about it at all and just kept things moving.

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

3 days as a denver nugget

[🍌🥑🥭🍍 @AintPayingThe5]

Ok

[Sen Youngman @EverythingEndof]

Tweets from Qin Shi Huang

[sam @cat__leap]

Oh brother

[sam @cat__leap]

Matas wants it this season

[sam @cat__leap]

MATAS 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sam @cat__leap]

Caleb Wilson was sent to us from god

[sam @cat__leap]

What the actual fuck is happening in Denver

[sam @cat__leap]

Stacey ❤️‍🩹

[𝔅𝔦𝔤 𝔍𝔬𝔥𝔫 @big_john9170]

#goodmorning

[Kacey Shriner @kaceyshriner317]

Yo @Pacers let’s not play Kesha’s “Die Young” during the Peyton Manning Children’s Hospital Teddy Bear Toss please and thanks

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @bbfeebeee]

no i don’t think so

[sam @cat__leap]

Yay yay 3rd quarter choke job yay ❤️

[sam @cat__leap]

Shai and Jokic are like energy vampires of each other