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careful, i’m watching

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T2 was to the beverage world, what TRIANGL was to the swimwear world

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i don’t think we talk nearly enough about ice-t being in law and order svu

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“good times great classic hits” instagram posts are the new xmas letter that no one reads but everyone sends

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hey everyone i am bringing back “swag” and i stg if anyone says they did it first… i have this tweet

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fake plants and dangerfield stores belong in an acutely specific corner of hell

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there’s some girlies that learnt my immortal and some girlies that learnt clocks during their first piano lessons and it really shows

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when Amy Lee sings ‘i’m so tired of being here’, i really felt that

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babe r u okay? it looks like you’re listening to landslide (the chicks version) on repeat during ur journaling session…

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if he asks to do a duet to this mess we’re in, and asks you to take the pj harvey part- run

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thinking about that one time I broke up with a friend because they accused me of social working them

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what the damn hell was vince vaughan doing in the USA for Africa 25 recording

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@piragi_princess This is so funny

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advertising girlies: mccain chips have stooped to co-opting Kelis’ milkshake for their 2023 campaign????????? i’m worried

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thinking about the shortcomings of wokeness

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saying “This is my Albert Hall” in relation to the crowd at the @thechicks singing along to 4 Non Blondes during warm up set

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developing a theory around place based v character based femme and masc analysis of LOTR

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there is a special place in hell for jibbits lost at sub club

(not my own work)

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what is the shared trauma between ppl that press the green light before the metro stops and people that stand up the minute the plane lands

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“travellin solider” is the americanised version of “i was only 19”

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