Bees 🐝

Retard pilled | Analyst | We’re so back arc | Satire | Follow my backup: @dark_cat_bees

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

ATTENTION new followers!

I must warn you,

I am very rude and mean and racist and homophobic and transphobic and bigoted and fatphobic, so incredibly fatphobic, and also misogynistic and misandristic and a conspiracy theorist anti-vaxxer

Okay you have been warned

I love you

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

I only hope to one day be kidnapped and murdered by one of my mutuals

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

@carolinecwilder That’s probably the best way to go about it, yes lmao

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

Physiognomy check:

Childhood malnutrition resulting in small hands and feet in adulthood. No animal has ever been fond of him. Can’t remember the last time he wasn’t constipated. Uses body spray to mask BO

[Dark Alan @DarkWithHeart]

@cat_bees Analyzing all these faces while behind your account there's an unhappy, attention-seeking, ugly subhuman face. The irony

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

@MrEricGz @Nick314159Nick @officerfrenly Hey Eric, what head exercises do you do to get your head to grow so big relative to the rest of your body?

[Eric G @MrEricGz]

Gm fatties

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

You lot are all insufferably dim and overconfident

Midwits are truly the worst people on the planet

[Eric G @MrEricGz]

@cat_bees Don't take dating advice from women, gentlemen.

They don't want us to date like they do.

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

@officerfrenly @MrEricGz @Nick314159Nick Don’t worry king I would simply close my eyes and plug my ears and go “la la la la la”

[DARK Bees 🐝 @dark_cat_bees]

People with deadly allergies were not meant to be saved by medicine

Nature gave pretty clear instructions about what was meant to happen

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

@Nick314159Nick @officerfrenly @MrEricGz He’s a limbo champion (his head always clears the beam so he doesn’t have to bend)

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

@MrEricGz @Nick314159Nick @officerfrenly I’m too hot and everyone would fall in love with me if I did

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

@MrEricGz @Nick314159Nick @officerfrenly Doesn’t look like it

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

@Nick314159Nick @MrEricGz @officerfrenly The elementary school graduation jacket looks good though

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

@MrEricGz @Nick314159Nick @officerfrenly No, she’s right. That’s a 6’ wall behind you

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

@hibzdoom792 @MyronGainesX Sorry, nothing else besides the west exists in anyone else’s mind

No one was including *all* blacks so you can relax

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

@m0ppits A true romantic

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

A man who loves you will not ask you to:

- do anal
- put his penis in your mouth

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

@FloridaFloGrown She doesn’t love herself

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

@JJ_RD_RR Maybe you can show her first so she knows it’s not that bad?

[Nietzsche’s Retarded Stallion @TheUgliest_Man]

The reason everything is getting noticeably worse in this country and why even carrying out basic tasks is getting harder than ever, is because things like DEI, affirmative action, and other quota-based policies have been implemented at scale across all of our institutions and

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

@TheUgliest_Man Good post retarded stallion

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

@RealDianeYap You must be willing to die before settling for anything or anyone

The incel moids hate this one, but it’s true

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

If your goal is a long term relationship, it’s NPC behaviour to date multiple people at the same time

Needing to keep your options open just means you don’t like your current option enough

But you stay because you are impotent and don’t know what you want, because you don’t

[𝕏imena🐬 @ximenadolphin]

unpopular opinion:

you should be loyal during the talking stage.

talking or going on dates with multiple people at once automatically sets you up for failure because you’re spreading your energy around multiple people. there is also like zero trust.

if you don’t instantly

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

@Cheguevoblin No, don’t cry you selfish bastard! Think about how that’ll affect her. Treat it like you would when pressed up awkwardly against a stranger on public transportation where you both pretend it’s not happening and look away

[Bees 🐝 @cat_bees]

@Cheguevoblin If you loved her, you’d only have sex when in her ovulatory period when trying for a baby, and you’d be as quick as possible