cat 🍄✨

🦈🔮🐍

[cat 🍄✨ @cat_champlin]

auditioning for the role of: male, overdramatic, underrated actor, horror enthusiast
pls mention my name to your agent thanks @JohnnyBerchtold @kristineberch 🎥🎃

[cat 🍄✨ @cat_champlin]

@marylikescats girl.

[cat 🍄✨ @cat_champlin]

cause i’m too jimmy, then im too fuckin john

[Mary Floppins @marylikescats]

cause i’m too jersey, then I’m too fuckin mike

[Mary Floppins @marylikescats]

cause i’m too trader, then im too fuckin joe

[cat 🍄✨ @cat_champlin]

can’t blame him tho, we all popped off on the fits, hair, & makeup that night. truly one of our best bits @chaandmami

[lux🌙 @chaandmami]

thinking about this time when me and 4 of my friends went out to dinner and the whole group thought our server was hot so we all put our phone # on each of our bills to see who he would text and two hours later bro put us all in a gc and said “what are we doing tn ladies!”😭😭

[cat 🍄✨ @cat_champlin]

@chaandmami not even 21 😭😭

[cat 🍄✨ @cat_champlin]

they’ve done it many times but this time I’M shouting out andrew mcilroy bc this season of percy jackson is a MASTERCLASS on acting

[cat 🍄✨ @cat_champlin]

and while i’m at it— might as well make twitter my diary again in 2026

bought a halloween costume today, 8 days into the year. never too early for the best day of the year.

[cat 🍄✨ @cat_champlin]

i’ve had the most thrilling day:
12:30pm - voted for mamdani
2:00pm - got a tramp stamp
6:30pm - over the garden wall w ramen

[lux🌙 @chaandmami]

halloween 2025 🦢

📸 ig: _whiteprince_

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

You’re a little slow to the party.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

i don’t think people realize how significant this song is. it’s not "just a song"….. it’s a mood, a lifestyle, a reason to live.

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

I DO NOT WANT AI TO HELP ME FINISH MY TEXTS OR THOUGHTS. I AM A DESIGNER OF LEXICON. AN ENGINEER OF VERNACULAR. I SAY NEW SENTENCES EVERY SINGLE DAY THAT CANNOT BE PREDICTED BY YOUR MACHINE. DO NOT GUIDE MY HAND, FOR I AM LIGHT YOU BITCH.

[esoteric boytwink @gutnuggets]

stop smoking camels with the mammals and come smoke american spirits with the one you hold dearest

[daisy 🦇🎱🫧 @FLUG4M3]

cady heron was just a girl crashing out and being a bitch. veronica sawyer killed four people.

[cat 🍄✨ @cat_champlin]

why don’t we make busts anymore? for my 50th birthday I want a bust of my own head

[lux🌙 @chaandmami]

We like words👯‍♀️

[harry @harryc1018]

we call this “Il Duomo di Williamsburg”

[cat 🍄✨ @cat_champlin]

there’s like a chemical change that happens to me when I hear espresso

[cat 🍄✨ @cat_champlin]

@jabxcky girl—