Jess

I like cats and (I am very mad at) the Ottawa Senators. I own a banana costume. She/her.

[Jess @cat_chick10]

Being a #Sens fan is like looking both ways before you cross the street then getting hit by an airplane.

[Jess @cat_chick10]

Cheering for the Flyers next round. Not because I’m mad that Carolina swept the Sens, but because I really just want more Gritty content.

[Jess @cat_chick10]

Instead of “tout miser” it should be “tout misère” because that’s all it’s been. #Sens

[Jess @cat_chick10]

Me: I have a ticket for game 6 but I’ll be out of town. Whatever shall I do?

The Sens: we have a solution for you.

[Jess @cat_chick10]

I have questions.

[Ottawa Senators @Senators]

IN THE DANCE 😤

[Julio @JulioHashem]

Sens fans right now

[Jess @cat_chick10]

Can’t make it to the #Sens game tonight 😭😭😭 single ticket in section 327 row A up on ticketmaster - great view from there!

[Jess @cat_chick10]

Anyone else ever look at the Seattle Torrent and think they look exactly like Miss Vickies Salt and Vinegar chips?

[Jess @cat_chick10]

Whenever I accidentally step on my cat I give him a treat to make him feel better. But I realized that from his perspective, he doesn’t know it’s an accident so he just sees “let me hurt you and then make it up to you with something you like” which seems very abusive.

[Jess @cat_chick10]

At least I’ll save money on playoff tickets.

[Jess @cat_chick10]

Every single rental car I’ve ever gotten has been nicer than my own car 😂

[Jess @cat_chick10]

Me to my taekwondo coach: Can you please bring me to one more tournament before I get my blue belt because once I get that the competition is going to get a lot harder.

At the tournament: *gets put in a division with blue and red belts*

[Jess @cat_chick10]

Me leaving work after daylight savings time

[Ottawa Senators @Senators]

G💰 FOR THE #SENS LEAD! 2-1 #SENS

#IgniteTheRed

[Jess @cat_chick10]

I have papers everywhere around my apartment yet somehow my cat can sense which pile is the one that I don’t want him to play in.

[Jess @cat_chick10]

I don’t understand why cats stand around and meow when they’re lonely. Like you know where I am? Just come in the only other room in the apartment.

[Jess @cat_chick10]

Not to victim blame or anything but my cat wouldn’t get stepped on as much if he didn’t constantly walk beneath my feet.

[Jess @cat_chick10]

Every time I check my traffic app it says traffic is heavier than usual. But it can’t always be heavier than usual. Isn’t it just usual at this point?

[Jess @cat_chick10]

@Senators Karlsson

[Jess @cat_chick10]

Being physically weak is useful sometimes because I don’t need a scale to weigh my suitcase before I travel. If I can pick it up, it’s definitely not 50 pounds 😂😂