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The best smelling cigarettes are when you’re at an amusement park and it’s approaching 6pm and parents are starting to lose their minds being around their kids all day and take to chain smoking

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Got a job with benefits and it could not have come at a better time because the only album I’ve listened to for 3 weeks is cry baby by Melanie Martinez. As soon as those benefits kick in im floating to a therapists office

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You are greedy

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People that add honey to fruit salad shan’t be trusted

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Rage baiting the guy I’m seeing by telling him how funny he is even tho he’s “not nearly as funny as his twin brother.’ He likes it a lot I think

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I think when my car runs out of gas next I’m just gonna buy a new one. Seems cheaper that way

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dubai chocolate protein brownie. we’re never meeting god

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it’s so cold out i had to uncuff my jeans for more ankle coverage

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panic attack on the dc metro would be a beautiful name for my firstborn daughter

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i’m moving back to richmond

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a lot of big thoughts happening today

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ate some expire deli turkey before work :) i am a ticking time bomb ;))

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when somebody calls me nonconsensually and without warning it feels like there’s a gun to my head

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i don’t care what people think of me 99% of the time but i do roll my windows up when listening to gracie abrams in the car

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guy who’s never been to philly and became a fan of the eagles after the 2025 super bowl: “id die for my country philadelphia”

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should i move back to richmond be honest

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got to my little brothers apartment last night and the first thing he said to me was do you have more bangs than the last time i saw you

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i said ew guess who i had a dream about last night and my mom said “well you started that sentence with ew so could be any of your exes” 😐