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[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Major cheat code for life: realizing you really can just wake up one day and say "that's enough of that" and change direction completely.

[Annie @bya3k]

@Bloke_Baz using people* in other words

[a @yyioom]

nowadays u gotta be prepared to never speak to someone again no matter what the bond was

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

ur first mistake in life as a woman is to assume a man doesn’t know what he’s doing

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Do not let men experience you. Keep them as fans.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i don’t know how to explain this to people but some of us literally just have good jobs. idk what else to say. i’m not in debt and my parents don’t fund my lifestyle. i do my job everyday and get a paycheck and use that to do fun things lol

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

you can tell a man wrote this because any woman in this situation could have a husband in a fortnight

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[pyroxiiumn @pyroxiumn]

I’m about to say something that’ll make you mad: I just want it more

[Rare @stfuayen]

Shit use to be 1.09 back in high school.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

If we apologized to children more, we would have more adults that accept accountability for their actions.

[白夜 ♡ @Spamfromk]

do boys rlly like girls for years n years n not cheat n not get bored of them ???? like is that even real ????

[Bel 🧡 @belrramirez]

@wydmara A nadie le importa lo que piensen los hombres sobre las mujeres

[Mak @mak_aura]

When kids' entertainment was separate from adult entertainment >>>>>>

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

i love that rain makes everything smell more alive for a little while. dirt. leaves. sidewalks. the whole earth waking up softly

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

AI seems smart when you ask it about things you know nothing about, but once you start asking it about topics you are actually an expert in, you realize it is just commoditized, polished, and amplified mediocrity.

[k @kathitalareina]

things I've learned don't mean anything:

-sleeping together
-meeting their family
-no protection
-talking about the future
- calling for hours
-"I love you"

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Whoever invents an AI blocker is going to create one of the biggest inventions of our time, and I’m ready to pay for it.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Hyper independence. Can’t be let down if you never ask for anything in the first place.

[omoge nintendhoe🎀 @iamdwunn]

and when someone cheats on you it’s the same way