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[CC @cat_hoe_27]

I pray to my female god every night that I don’t end up with a theatre kid as my child

[j✨lesbian peter parker @jan_dulce]

no first destination reaction can top this #TheBachelor

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[asta @lollasta]

I love how Mike White is actually Tanya and The White Lotus is semi-autobiographical

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

asked a friend to hang out and he said he was in the middle of getting revenge and would be busy with that for the next week

[sally darr @sallydarr]

will smith is maddy, chris rock is cassie, the oscars is lexie's play, zendaya is literally watching in the audience

[CC @cat_hoe_27]

Boys in Brooklyn treating their bedsheets like a cast iron pan

[CC @cat_hoe_27]

Will our generation be known for our Dubstep phase?

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

The CDC just announced you don’t actually have to wash your hands, just get the fingies a little wet

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

They really had us baby millennials dressing business casual to go to the club 😭😭😭

[CC @cat_hoe_27]

Toast with butter and KY jelly

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

men will be like i gotta go watch some youtube videos

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

cheshire cat: we're all mad here
me: at me???

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Just watched my ex’s story from the chipotle account 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Me at 7 years old when my mom would tell me that church was only “an hour of my life”

[CC @cat_hoe_27]

@jizzyjtiz Omfg

[MTV NEWS @MTVNEWS]

me to instagram and facebook rn

[movies & tv shows @itsmovies]

this is the funniest thing to happen since Instagram and Facebook are down

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

Me: why does my back hurt all the time?

also me in bed sleeping every night: