cat_knits (Same name elsewhere)

Intermittent tweeter, except when there's wine/beer involved. Tend to be knitting/sewing/running/eating (cheese) & devoting myself to cats while away. She/her

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Reading will forever be one of my favorite hobbies because it’s like bed rotting, but with moral superiority.

[cat_knits (Same name elsewhere) @Cat_knits]

@davidsupercat I'm so, so sorry.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it." - Roald Dahl

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Directly into the Sun

[TJ @amazingatheist]

"WHAT IF YOU HAD BEEN ABORTED?"

Then I wouldn't exist and wouldn't care.

[cat_knits (Same name elsewhere) @Cat_knits]

@Becs That must've been so scary for all involved. Glad everything seems under control - take care!

[rat valiant @birdwatchbud]

Tfw u get ear medicine

[clifford carmichael @former_gcup]

Most humbling experience is buying new underwear & seeing them & being like LOL THESE ARE SO BIG. THEYRE HUGE IM GONNA SWIM IN THEM & they fit like a glove

[cat_knits (Same name elsewhere) @Cat_knits]

@ParisZarcilla Still one of my favourite ever threads and ongoing treats on what has become an absolute hellsite! Thank you for sharing! 🐈

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

Honest Cover Letter:

I’m interested in this job because it’s available. I feel I’m a match because I, too, am available.

You also list a “competitive salary,” which aligns with my passion for food and shelter.

I look forward to discussing this further with your AI screener.

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[✨🦋helene🦋✨ @hvayou925]

Good morning ☀️

[meghan @deloisivete]

me: hey how do I move this bullet point over

internet: here's a video about how to do it

me: can you just tell me in like 2 sentences

internet: WATCH A VIDEO

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

what is going on

[Pixie @FirstOrderPixie]

This might be the WILDEST typo iv ever caught in a book omg

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Hunger

[Raven @Ravenismeee]

Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."

[blue @bluewmist]

please normalize letting people eat their lunch alone if they want and decompressing for 30 min without the pressure of being considered antisocial in the workplace.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields