Catherine Millmann

Was once publicly mistaken for Taylor Swift

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When I’m texting @KayteaKneelawn about being hungover and @aboutKP decides to throw in their two cents 😂

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Just bought a handful of standard, name-brand household items at the grocery store - think body wash, detergent, toilet paper, etc.

Guess how much it all cost… $175.

WHY?!

Older generations wonder why we can’t afford houses. It ain’t the avocado toast, Dan, it’s just life.

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My newest insult: “I hope you adopt that only hides”

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Meanwhile, the ticket agent in Italy wouldn’t let me on the plane because I wasn’t wearing makeup and didn’t look like my passport or driver’s license.

Not sure what the lesson is here but I am not enjoying it.

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Wore makeup to get my nails done today, and my nail tech (who I have been seeing for 5.5 years!!) didn’t recognize me 🙄

The men just continue with the audacity…

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back pain 🤝🏻 sneezing

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10/10 recommend going to Italy with your best friends. 0/10 recommend bringing Covid home as a souvenir

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My nail tech told me today that my manicure looked sexy and like it needs some big diamonds on them so I’m gonna need a man to get on that asap

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I love going to my favorite Italian restaurant here in Santa Monica dressed like an absolute hobo to pick up my dinner only to have the first person I see sitting at a table be none other than Eugene Levy 🫠

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Everyone out here freaking out about waking up to the IT shortage. But I woke up to my cat sitting on my chest and digging its claw into my nipple, so who’s really having a worse morning here?

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My doctor this morning asked me to confirm the weight he had listed on his chart. When I said “no” that was no longer my current weight he gave me a SIDE EYE and said “I can tell 👀”.

It’s still so funny to me how men continue to have the AUDACITY!

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Is it just me or are the memes and tweets coming from the debate better than the debate itself?

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@JRvanwinkle Gonna wear my shirt of her tonight in honor of our CD queen

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There’s nothing like 6 men mansplaining you back to back first thing on a Monday morning 🙃

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“I live my life for the plot” - @realoverheardla

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I love having those adulting-done-right nights where I take a hot bath, do some self care, and am in bed at a decent hour, only to discover when I wake up that I forgot to lock my front door 🙄

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CDz 4 ever

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Does anybody else go to hot yoga and cry the whole time or is it just me?

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Tell me why filing your taxes is one of the most stressful things you can do to yourself?