eat that dick up even when i’m goin vegan. ancient astronaut theorist. backup burner. stupid bitch safe space. minion enthusiast, abortionist, misandrist
@atrupar Mamdani’s commitment to wearing a suit no matter what is so funny to me. Button up, tie, knicks jersey, suit jacket. It’s hilarious you have to love it
The only 2 cute guys at my run club followed me on strava yesterday #finally but got the instant ick because they both have like 200 followers like OK queen!
Massie: When did bipartisanship become a dirty word? By the way, I’m not even sure I’m bipartisan. “Bi” means you like both. I might be transpartisan because I can’t identify with either some days. That’s the good thing about the polls being closed—they can’t run an ad where I claim to be trans.
FedEx is so fucking trash I hate them. I have never received a package on the scheduled delivery date. EVER!! It always arrives days later box all fucked up
This white girl at my gym has dreads. Probably the only person who does within 150 miles. And i thought her bf was her dad but then i saw them kiss. So
Losing weight while on a weight loss drug is not impressive. You’re not on a fitness journey you’re artificially suppressing ur appetite and temporarily changing ur appearance. Go off the meds and the weight is back in 6 months
Asking the butcher to divide up frozen poke tuna for me im so sorry sir I’m sure this is hella annoying for u. But who eats 1lb of poke tuna in 1 sitting be for real