Me, in Primark: oooh this looks nice, classy enough that no one will know it’s from primark too
Anyone: I like your jumper
Me: PRIMARK! it’s from Primark!!!1!!1!1
Me and my boyfriend lying peacefully in bed ready to fall asleep
My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Me: would u still love me if I was blind, bald and had no arms or legs?????
Imagine I almost got a girls number last night pulled my phone out and she starts creasing and says why have you got an Android and literally just walks off ... 2019 where u @
If I’m ever sad I just think about when in like year 8 all the boys would wear bright coloured chinos, Vans, that one shirt with the pic of Rihanna on it (u know the one)and Topman hoodies unzipped but with the strings tied in a bow, what a weird time
It takes 3.2 sec to RT and help find two men that beat up 87 year old #Birmingham pensioner Arthur Gumley who died 3 weeks later call the police if you have any information