Evie

@cataclysmicevie / Cataclysmic_Calamity on Ao3, Any Pronouns, a ripe old age, J.D., danmei, will cry if you yell at me, CR 📖: Peerless and Modu

[Evie @catacalamity]

It’s Evie yes but I’ve been on discord in seclusion and probably don’t know how to act anymore so y’all need to keep an eye on me so I don’t fight on the streets of fandom twitter. I’m too grown now.

[sf @naitoweii]

oh look at me I'm lan wangji I'm one of the twin jades i have beautiful jade eyes and strong arms and all my clan juniors love me and i get to come inside wei wuxian every single day. go fuck yourself lan wangji

[Evie @catacalamity]

Like it’s the wealth classes looking down on you but you refuse to fight them because you dream of becoming them because you interpret your lack of resources as a personal failure and their overabundance as a manifestation of their capabilities

[Evie @catacalamity]

You know the most painful thing about being from Appalachia is that it really does have some of the most inescapable poverty in America, people are conditioned to be ashamed of it, and then they’re conditioned to chase the approval of the ones who taught them to be ashamed

[Evie @catacalamity]

@HellingLaozu GAHHHHH im so glad you love her she’s my favorite child 😭😭😭 ao3 going down right before Halloween was quite the blow for my yearly reread 🥹

[Evie @catacalamity]

You know I made a TikTok saying people throwing fits about Google drives for fics during the ao3 shutdown were being dicks about it a couple of weeks ago, and I keep on getting comments from people being like “you can’t speak for others”

Exactly. And they can’t speak for me lol

[Evie @catacalamity]

@KindBlindMind @HellingLaozu I did, thank you so much!

[Evie @catacalamity]

@HellingLaozu Yeahhhh I agree it’s better etiquette to ask 🥹 I’m just a little bitter cause I had no EPUBs of my work and no word docs (new laptop) and someone got a drive taken down just as I was about to download my own stuff 😂

[HellingLaozu 저승노조 @HellingLaozu]

#wip
The perpetual artist loop of drawing a bunch of stuff and not being able to post any yet

[Evie @catacalamity]

Everyone @ the OTW about their racist volunteer while the site is down lmao

[AnnaLyticAll @AnnaLyticAll]

"We should take away comments on AO3," "We need a dislike button on AO3," do you guys even like fanfic bc it sure seems like you don't

[Evie @catacalamity]

Like they really work betting on that dementia addled narcissist moving us into an authoritarian regime so they could ride those coattails and look how it’s working out

[Evie @catacalamity]

This feels like the end of kids movie where the end credit song starts playing while the villains are slapping each other in the background

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Trump says Israel will have to pay the US back "any and all costs" of the Iran war.

"Pay us back any and all costs that we've had for the war," Trump tells CBS's 60 Minutes.

"We're gonna get all that money back," he adds.

Trump says "Without us, they wouldn't exist. Without us, Israel wouldn't exist."

[🌻Amonimy🌻 @amomima7777]

After that new hualian bathtub scene... I HAD TO🤫😔🙏

#hualian

[omu🍞 @omureki]

finishing a few things before going into artfight hell

[omu🍞 @omureki]

I really just did whatever huh

[超天际 @chaotianjiiiii]

💗💖💘💓💞💕💘💝
#TGCF #hualian

[Evie @catacalamity]

MXTX: Hua Cheng bullies Xie Lian in bed and Xie Lian likes it

[ the bathtub scene releases ]

People: this makes no sense

[Evie @catacalamity]

People when MXTX characters are shown doing something she already said was canon

[Evie @catacalamity]

Literally watched a guy spill gas all over himself pulling the pump out because it was THAT tight and he just looked around open mouthed like “how did this happen”

OPEN THE GODDAMN SCHOOLS

[Evie @catacalamity]

I actually wish ill upon people who stretch the gas pump until it’s about to break in the Sam’s line because they REFUSE to pull up on the correct fucking side