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I’m autistic and also a bitch

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why the fuck did I decide to wash my hair on Xmas day !!!

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so glad I know which dickheads are responsible for me hearing espresso and hot to go over and over

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spotify wrapped always reminding me everyone has shite music taste

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@firstworcester suing you when I get hypothermia x

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blasting Bruce Springsteen born to run is my therapy

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vaping and crying to Laura marling type shit x

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I have a week to find where I put my McDonald’s monopoly wins before they run out I NEEEED THAT BURGER

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surely my coworker does not think I want to hear her sing every word to running up that hill

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tampons before and after

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Ascent and landing burns

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when you’re the last person left on the bus and it starts to feel like a giant taxi

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you could listen to any song in the world yet people still choose to hear Sabrina carpenter for the 1049784 time

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

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@firstworcester From crowngate at 8:30

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@firstworcester 38 is a no show this morning after bank holiday??

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fucking just heard gucci flip flops for the first time in years

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England lost and I have long Covid fuck this