MW, CPA

CPA. Houseplant monger. Spreadsheet babysitter extraordinaire. Tweets about chickens a lot.

she/her

[MW, CPA @catamuff]

@W_Holtsman @DailyTaxMemes @acct_4_growth @MikeSyl36625988 @porkrind I so very badly want to try this.

[MW, CPA @catamuff]

Denver N1 claims victory with Picture to Burn

[MW, CPA @catamuff]

Denver Swifties, is there a secret wingman language at this tour? Is there friendship bracelet code for 'he's straight, single, employed, and the avatar of nontoxic masculinity'? Asking for me who would like a hotel room to myself on Friday night.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

It's hot.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’m caught in a flash flood listening to folklore bitch I’m about to become folk lore

[MW, CPA @catamuff]

@_sashadz @steenarella @NationTstan @tswifterastour @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 Same

[MW, CPA @catamuff]

Have informed my husband that we are temporarily breaking up for my mental health (to make it worse so I can fully experience this album)

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)’ drops in 24 hours.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

@ABC BREAKING: all their subs

[MW, CPA @catamuff]

Me, taking off two days during quarter close to go to the Eras tour.

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

accountants during busy season

[Tim Ricchuiti @timricchuiti]

It’s an unverified account, Michael, how many posts could it possibly need to read. 600?

[MW, CPA @catamuff]

Heading home from the opera and I have assured my husband that I would definitely leave him for a cryptid that showed up seeking my hand in marriage.

[MW, CPA @catamuff]

@PratusAnsiursus @WeirdMedieval Have you met a chicken.

[MW, CPA @catamuff]

@seattle_tax I've traded plants for all sorts of things at this point.

[MW, CPA @catamuff]

I occasionally forget that not everyone has a carnivorous plant collection

[cate: same handle on the 🅱️🌌 place @birdgehrl]

of course you do!

i present you:

vegans vs. carnivorous houseplant hobbyists

[MW, CPA @catamuff]

@UrsulaV Wait until they learn about carnivorous bromeliads

[MW, CPA @catamuff]

@parkermoffat @bradford_hardin Frankly it's tamer than many of the things I've heard accountants say about themselves

[MW, CPA @catamuff]

The Reddit blackout is going to be so good for my productivity this week.