Catarina Vitorino

Without great risk, there is no reward. ✨

[Catarina Vitorino @catarinaax]

A wise woman once said... “I wonder how many times I’ve been killed during fuck/marry/kill”

[Catarina Vitorino @catarinaax]

Great now I’m like 18000th in line @Ticketmaster

[Disney Dreamlight Valley @DisneyDLV]

Rebuild the ranch of your dreams, forge bonds with your horses, and befriend new Villagers as you saddle up for a new Disney adventure!

Tune-in for the full reveal on October 15!

[Disney Dreamlight Valley @DisneyDLV]

Dream console alert!✨
Want to know how you could be one of four lucky winners to take one home? Check out this video and enter the sweepstakes for a chance to win! https://t.co/Mo2OeQiC4z

[Catarina Vitorino @catarinaax]

@drinkpoppi can we not get rid of the watermelon flavor? That’s legit your best flavor….

[Catarina Vitorino @catarinaax]

@r_longo28 And then it does

[Catarina Vitorino @catarinaax]

Me to myself : “yo I’m so funny, I should have a podcast or at least put this shit on TikTok”

My tweets/fb posts from the early 2000’s: 👀

[Bad Bunny HQ @BBPRTV]

🐸🤝❤️

[Bad Bunny HQ @BBPRTV]

your VP btw

[Aura Mayari @AuraMayari]

We better see Bad Bunny twerk at the Super Bowl Halftime

[Catarina Vitorino @catarinaax]

I’m all about mom jeans etc… but why tf is no one selling super skinny jeans anymore… MAYBE PEOPLE LIKE THOSE

[Catarina Vitorino @catarinaax]

Am I the only one who thinks the last few of those movies still slap? Not #1 tho- that ones too cringe.

[Catarina Vitorino @catarinaax]

Curse a twilight movie YouTube channel for playing all movies in a row live - I almost started watching the last one at 11:53pm tf

[Catarina Vitorino @catarinaax]

So many men with fragile egos on the road these days

[Catarina Vitorino @catarinaax]

@Target fix your fucking TikTok ads. Jesus fucking Christ. #targetads #target

[Catarina Vitorino @catarinaax]

@ALTNYC if you are the lyric theater that has the Harry Potter and cursed child show please can someone email me back to assist me!

[Catarina Vitorino @catarinaax]

@CursedChildNYC I’ve been waiting since 11 and am at 7k ahead of me…, there better be seats available 🥺

[Catarina Vitorino @catarinaax]

So how many bots bought tickets? #harrypotter #cursedchild got 44k people left ahead and paused line.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

[Catarina Vitorino @catarinaax]

Hey can my neighbors stop elephant walking around until 2 am?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This dude is a flat liar. I talked to him on the phone with his buddy and they both owned up to it and cried about it. He then lawyered up after speaking with his family. His name got out because he’s a moron and uploaded “Fuck the Jews” sign to his instagram before I even knew about it. He already went viral without me. He spreads hate and uses the conflict in Middle East as his excuse. And did it in a bar with my companies name on it. Now he’s trying to profit from it. I’m sure he’ll make money because there is lots of anti semitism in the world. Regardless this is the least surprising thing ever. He is the definition of a coward. Zero accountability for his actions. I don’t care what religion you are or even how you feel about Middle East. This was an act of pure hate and this should disgust you