Cat

24| she/her| I guess you could say I like theme parks. All views are of my own and don’t reflect the Walt Disney company

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“Dinosaurs and trains are often a common hyperfixation for people with autism”

Walt Disney: *puts dinosaurs in his train ride*

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Me: omg why am I so single boys don’t talk to me
Also me: *thinks flirting is making fun of his typo then switching it back to hockey talk*

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Have to remind myself that my Disney Cruise is coming up and also that I am broke and so no, I cannot a Ducks playoff ticket rn 😭

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It’s that point of the paycheck cycle where you just throw random crap from your pantry on your plate hoping it hits some nutritional value

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Bruh literally mean mugged me while I’m just singing along to Sabrina carpenter with the most unbothered face possible 😭

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Carousel of progress genuinely got me through half my undergrad experience

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This photo has so much energy that I don’t want to explain

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I can’t believe yall do this shit every morning… the poor cast members

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I needed a Ducks jersey for some events coming up, and I found this one, so I did some research on the best size, and found an eBay seller for $20 less? God bless

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Me: “dang I’m so hot I wish guys would shoot their shot and notice me more”

Also me when a guy comments on my Instagram story:

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I hate friends who guilt invite themselves to things. Me: “it’s been forever since I’ve been to a Lakers game!”

Friend: never been. Or to a ucla football game. Or basketball game.

Like okay? Ur grown, buy a ticket

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Just spent 30 minutes rearranging my desktop and adding emojis to my folders instead of studying bc it’s obviously a better use of my time

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My Mac just decided to delete all the damn files I downloaded and worked on in paralegal school, and I don’t know if I have backup backup copies anywhere 🥲

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Convince me I don’t need this $50 cup that they basically designed for me. Hello?! Purple AND princesses? 🥴

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Being cheered on by the third shift custodial team as I walked into work was an ephemeral experience

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Being a high maintenance girl with a low-maintenance attitude and absolutely no money is not for the weak. I’m debating between chopping my hair off myself or biting the bullet and going in to finally get it refreshed since it’s been SIX MONTHS

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So apparently, I do have toenails on my pinky toes, I just needed to lose 25 pounds too make them appear. Freaky

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Universal Orlando opening the copycat F&F Hollywood Drift Coaster is just the stupidest fucking idea ever. Please, stop pushing family down our throats I’m TIRED

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Not Target putting “new lower price” when you can clearly see the cheaper price tag underneath the new one 🙃

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Already had to retire one of my workout sets because it’s too big now (bought it literally a few months ago) do a buy a new one and risk outgrowing it or do laundry more often with the sets I have 😂

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You know you bad when you wear your own merch