cris📹

mankind’s most sinister creation

[cris📹 @catastrophicss]

it’s mx. beach to you

[cris📹 @catastrophicss]

@puthyreloaded hand on the bible

[cris📹 @catastrophicss]

once i was with a stud who said she was saving the strap for marriage

[𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖈𝖗𝖞𝖑𝖎𝖈 𝖋𝖊𝖒 🍒 @thebaddiegalore]

no but why aren’t dykes using dicks anymore? being back in the streets and constantly meeting dykes who don’t use a dick has truly been my biggest nightmare

[cris📹 @catastrophicss]

@thebaddiegalore i actually wish i was joking

[cris📹 @catastrophicss]

i can’t believe this blew up but trust and believe i laughed in her face and we were using my strap the next date

[⋆ @tropic005]

respectfully stay away from the presale if you never had to put yourself on a phoebe bridgers listening ban

[cris📹 @catastrophicss]

@winnbegins people saying him being black has nothing to do with the plot haven’t seen the show

[cris📹 @catastrophicss]

i know my story is crazy when both ex boyfriends reach out to me 😭

[elizabeth𖦹 @NautilusGrrl]

i love when a nasty ass bassline jerks me off a little bit

[k @kirazepam]

broke my gay friend group up by trying to be a good person

[cris📹 @catastrophicss]

lez beach friday, do west fest saturday #bisexual

[jenny schecter apologist @miagothgirl]

Bjork with a stud gf like Wow there is beauty in this world despite the horrors

[cris📹 @catastrophicss]

me when summer is over

[cris📹 @catastrophicss]

@ziosaaa sooo sad i’m missing it

[cris📹 @catastrophicss]

@JustSayRad so true mike

[Radheyan Simonpillai @JustSayRad]

"I want to thank Scarborough for teaching me the three Fs. When to fight, when to be funny and when to flee." - Mike Myers at the Canadian Screen Awards

[cris📹 @catastrophicss]

@ziosaaa good lighting, good venue, cheap drinks, sexy attendees

[swiss bae 🇨🇩 @thekonyjen]

dab up 10s at a caribbean events but you’re only dabbing up biracials & asian girls LOOOOOOOOOOOL ok man

[fairy girl ༄.° 𖤓 @4aerie]

butch boyfriends make the world go round <3