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The fat chick in 160 characters or less. Databases, systems, and graphic design pay for the fun in the rest of my life. I play a bbw ssbbw model online, too.

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Taste tip: Apple Cinnamon NutriGrain bar plus Fresca (the breakfast of champions!) creates the taste of "old lady" perfume in your mouth.

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Well, this is new, II. USPS now has "Informed Delivery" where each day you can view letters that are being delivered. A junk mail preview!

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Well, this is new. Amazon delivery takes a photo of where a package was left, and you get to see it when tracking the package. Cool!

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Just spotted the tiniest spider I have ever seen. Probably a baby. I'm expecting thousands more to meet my fingerprint, too.

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Got a blaring weather alert on my phone, and it's a new one to me -- dust storm! *cough* Good thing I've got my air filter running.

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Greaaaaat. My central air fan has gone wacko. Turning it off for tonight. Oh, it's 94 degrees outside. Could be an interesting night.

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Argh! A couple of months ago, I finally found a pizza in Vegas that I liked. Today, I found it shuttered. Noooooo!

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The twins on Project Runway are a special sort of cray-cray. I hope they never get booted just for the entertainment value.

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So over Project Runway's unconventional materials challenges. Yawn.

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Likely no eclipse here, but I do have thunder! Woot!

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Oh! The partial eclipse is starting early in Vegas! It's so dark outside.
Oh... wait, it's overcast. Womp, womp.

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When making chicken pot pie, cubed carrots are more important than anything, even chicken.

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When in doubt as to whether or not you walk like a toddler, get a really bad cut on your sole to ensure it.

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Cucumbers -- for the burps that keep on giving.

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Wow, just watched Trump's comments from today. He's such a racist coward. Just unbelievable.

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She commented on my "perfect" eyebrows. What was most curious was her demeanor changed completely. I guess good eyebrows = better service?

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Hospital admin responsible 4 discharge arrived while I was sleeping. Returned later & awkwardly complimented my face-Said I looked different

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@freakinbandit Thanks!

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It was suggested twice while in hospital that I have weight loss surgery because I "have a good personality". I failed to see the connection

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Omg. If this doesn't scare you about Trump, nothing will: https://t.co/2K85srh65w