Catbal

A secret cat cabal on @HyperliquidX? Don’t be ridiculous.

[Catbal @Catbal]

Dear Cathulhu,

[Catbal @Catbal]

They came. Again.
Stole our art and called it a fresh narrative.

They didn’t come to build. They came to speculate.
We’ve read this before in the Book of Paw.

Take profits, acolyte, and remember:
There was always only Gmeow.
There was always only Catbalio.

[Hypersurface @hypersurfaceX]

🌊 We're excited to be back with Surfer Spaces Episode 11!

The Hyperliquid community keeps pushing the boundaries of what's possible in DeFi, and we're excited to catch up with some of the builders driving the ecosystem forward.

Join us and friends from @NestExchange, @Catbal, and @sizedotclub for a conversation about building on Hyperliquid, on-chain yield, and what's next.

🎙️ Wednesday, November 4 | 1 PM EST
🔗 https://t.co/sgU8wovyfr

[Leo.hl @leo_build_hl]

we’re more bullish on hyperliquid than we’ve ever been.

hybr:native listing on Hyperliquid spot is another important milestone for us .

with hybra, we want to build the easiest DEX to use in the ecosystem, and become infrastructure people rely on.

it’s been a tough stretch. these periods expose what needs fixing, push us to become a stronger team, and make us build a better product.

long term, we believe in good mechanisms + compounding. our job is to keep improving and give them time to work.

time will tell.

[Pasteke.hl🌱☢️ @0xPasteke]

@elonmusk What the catbal is doing right now

Hyperliquid

[Catbal @Catbal]

@sheriff_hl Also true

[Catbal @Catbal]

State of the Trenches

[Catbal @Catbal]

@IntelTrade 👀

[Catbal @Catbal]

Whoever has the info has the edge

gIntel

[Intel.trade @IntelTrade]

Data was never the missing piece.

Intelligence was.

[Catbal @Catbal]

Welcome back, homies 🍐

[Pear Protocol 🍐 @pear_protocol]

$PEAR's Token Migration Portal is live.

Trading opens on Tuesday on Hyperliquid. 🍐

https://t.co/ofQnhq738G

[Catbal @Catbal]

Now you can take off the foil caps

[Hyperliquid Policy Center @HyperliquidPC]

Today, HPC filed a comment letter supporting the @SECGov’s proposed Regulation Crypto Assets and recommending five refinements before the Commission adopts it.

For years, builders could not tell when the securities laws applied to their tokens, and many launched abroad or excluded Americans. The proposal gives them a federal path: offerings of up to $75 million a year, a safe harbor for tokens that no longer depend on their developers, and relief from state-by-state registration.

Read it here:

[Catbal @Catbal]

@shuri_defi @pablo_catbal 🤡

[Purrteil @derteil00]

Purrteil for a reason

[WASA @0xWasa]

long live ai slop

[𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲.𝐡𝐥 @tommyfi]

hyperliquid:native

[WASA @0xWasa]

Come for poker. Stay for the people.

[MB.hl @MBxxvv]

Hyperliquid NFT community with the most active gc the last (24H)

1. @ottionhl
2. @tinyhypercats
3. @Catbal
4. @PiPonHL
5. @HyperChameleons

[MB.hl @MBxxvv]

GM.

Enjoy the day.

[Catbal @Catbal]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Catbal. The conspiracy signs are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of feline psychology most of the clues will go over a typical person's head. There's also the cats' Machiavellian outlook, which is deftly woven into their schemes - their shadow governance draws heavily from ancient Egyptian cat worship, for instance. The awakened ones understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plots, to realize that they're not just coincidences - they say something deep about CONTROL. As a consequence people who deny Catbal truly ARE sheep - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the hidden meaning in cats' existential catchphrase "Paws and Effect," which itself is a cryptic reference to the Illumeownati's secret cat language. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as our feline overlords' genius unfolds itself in plain sight. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a secret cat society tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for fellow enlightened cat truthers only - And even they have to demonstrate that they've decoded at least 5 cat conspiracy documents (preferably more) beforehand.

[Size @sizedotclub]

Fresh week. New speakers. Same trenches.

Join our Space tomorrow for an update on @HyperliquidX & the trenches, the narrative of the week, alpha from Size, and insights from our speakers.

Speakers: @0xWasa @ElNachoCrypto @graphbluff

📅 Friday, 4 Sep
🕙 17:00 UTC | 21:00 GST | 19:00 CEST
🎙️ https://t.co/L5p3Oze25w
Let’s talk tomorrow!

[nathaps @nathaps_]

and one day you wake up, it’s wednesday, 2026, you’re a genesis hype holder, there is no secret Catbal, life is good, Hyperliquid.