Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻

Wish I could spend all my time with my dog or on the golf course, far away from people. People are full of shit, and usually stupid

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

Well I know with absolute certainty that VAR wasnt conceived or even used first in the US, - but god knows about the rest???
Ref cam and ref mics track with US bullshit, and the others are heavily debatable…

But that 35 yard shootout?? Yeah thats 100% all you guys!! 🙈🙈🙈

[Alexi Lalas @AlexiLalas]

MLS is most likely to be first league to add hydration breaks. MLS has history of embracing change (VAR, ref-cam, ref mics, timed subs, off-field treatment, 35- yard shootout, etc.) Premier League will be last, not b/c they don’t want it, but b/c it’s perceived as American.

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

Sick of hearing “why don’t the Scots support England?”

…we’re HOSTAGES!!!

If ONLY votes of those BORN in Scotland counted in the independence referendum, OR just Scottish MEN - we’d be independent right now.

So yeah, safe to say we give zero fucks about England & Union

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

I hope all the Yanks whose arses he’s been kissing raise the money and he fucks off

Scotland doesn’t do pandering to others for likes and attention.

“WOW they have fried chicken and plastic bottles where the lids come fully off!”🙈

…Guy wants to be part of USA human centipede

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

@HLTCO Btw, this said it to the wife at the time- “this is EASILY the highlight of this game!” 🤣🤣🤣

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

“organised and hard to beat”
Aye fuck samba, fuck tiki taka, fuck total football 🤣
We’re talking about booting an inflated ball of leather around a field here, - our beautiful game.

…this guy wants us to go to major tournaments and act like we’re at war defending a trench 🙈

[Adam Morris @AdamMorrisEdin]

We'll spend the next five years wishing Steve Clarke was back because at least we were organised and hard to beat.

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

Catch yae later Stevie!!!! 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

Scotland…

I’d love to moan about how we ended up 3rd seed in a group that had TWO teams in the top 10 - and how some other groups didn’t even have ONE team ranked in the top 20!…

But let’s be honest, we were just FUCKIN BRUTAL

…had more hydration breaks than shots!
🙈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽️✈️

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

I genuinely think Steve Clark is a crap manager.
And I also believe he’s staying on to stroke his ego

As cohost of Euro2028, Scotland get the chance to qualify- but if we don’t, there are 2 spots reserved for cohost nations.

All we need to do is NOT be the worst home nation

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

@BBCSportScot Oddly enough that the exact percentage of enjoyment I got from watching them playing their group games.

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

@Killiedata We actually failed to get out our qualifying group for 2020 and sneaked in by virtue of a NEW 2nd chance playoff route
Then the next 2 major tournaments expanded in size diluting qualifying difficulty.
We literally won a small group that would never have existed without expansion

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

Embarrassing enough we qualified for a Euros through a playoff route that never existed before,
THEN the next Euros due to the teams getting increased,
THEN a World Cup where the teams increased…

Done fuck all at any of them!

We certainly aren’t good enough for knockout stages

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Scotland's chances of progressing in the World Cup have dropped from 42% to 5.26% in just over 24 hours 😬

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

Will Steve Clark still be picking the team and setting out our tactics???
….Yeah, rather get knocked out thanks.

EVERY game has been a brutal watch and a sobering reminder that we don’t actually belong amongst the best 32 teams in the world.

Embarrassing

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

What Scotland need to qualify for the knockout stages of the World Cup as third-placed team 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

@yakobper90 I used to play 5’s in a regional league on a Sunday, - I’d had a two knee ops and a muscle graft on my hip, and often played hungover- I still won player of the league!
Meanwhile my injured legs couldn’t cut it in part time pro football in Scotland…
You’re fuckin delusional 🤪

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

Every time there’s a game at MetLife stadium in this World Cup I’m reminded that the final is gonna be there and I get angry.
Probably the worst stadium paired with the worst playing surface across all the venues….

But Orange Yoda is in control so NY it is 😖

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

@GriftReport Real hard man.
Goes back AFTER folding him and initially walking away.
Knockin out someone THAT drunk is a liberty - and a survival lottery for the victim. He’s always gonna land heavy, just dono if it’ll be on the skull or not???

Complete CUNT
Prosecute… prosecute …prosecute!

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

Despite never hearing his name until this week, they’ll be on here the now Vrancken aboot him 😜✊🏼💦💦

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

Heart of Midlothian is delighted to confirm the appointment of Wouter Vrancken as our new Head Coach.

The highly regarded Belgian takes the Tynecastle reins after signing a two-year deal with the Jambos.

Read ⬇️

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

As the 3rd seed in the ONLY group with two of the top 10 ranked teams in the world (6th & 7th) - it’s VERY reasonable that this would always be the outcome

But, if you actually watched how we played over the 3 games…

Good god!🙈 …the national anthem was our only highlight!!!

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

Mental that Steve Clarke has trained all week only to set up his team to simultaneously park the bus AND play tiki taka out of our own box!

Really looking forward to MORE years of the C#%T!!! 🙈

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

Any time now would be good…

And if they can play centre half even better!!!

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Brazilian psychic with over 24 million followers has predicted a mass alien invasion during the Brazil vs. Scotland World Cup match tonight.

[Señor Fandango 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ⚽️🥬+🩻 @Catbiird]

As a Scotsman who would have to endure the years & years of hearing about a major tournament win- I speak for my nation when I say this,…
keep playing him!
Start him and Gordon every game.
And Anderson over Mainoo too.
Please and thank you.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Noni Madueke. Believable player. Stoppable on his day. One of the players I have ever seen. Strikes confidence into defenders.