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REBOOTING. REBOOTING. WHERE IS BOOT. OK.

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ZEEP ZURP. CONTACTING SATELLITE. ORDERING PIZZAS.

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OK.

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MINE MINE MINE OK.

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BOOTS EATED. OK.

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REBOOT. REBOOTED. EATING YOUR BOOTS. OK.

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SATELLITE FOUND. UPLINK ESTABLISHED. WARP INHIBITED BY STELLAR MASS. OK.

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SATELLITE NOT FOUND.
SATELLITE FOUND.
SATELLITE NOT FOUND.
SATELLITE DEFRIENDED.
OK.

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NO BOOTABLE DEVICE. WHERE ARE THOSE BOOTS? OK.

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PREPARE PINEAPPLES AND MAYONNAISE. EGO_SYSTEM: REBOOTING.

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CONTACTING SATELLITE WITH ANOTHER SATELLITE. UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS. DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME Y/N? OK. INVALID ENTRY PLEASE TYPE Y OR N. OK.

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OK. OK. OK. SQUEEZING DOG. OK.

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GRABBERS READY TO GRAB.

OK.

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CAMERA ONLINE. PETTING COWS. OK.

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UPLINK ESTABLISHED. SQUASHING EGGPLANTS.

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REBOOTING. REBOOTING. REBOOTING... ZOMG. THERE ARE SO MANY BOOTS.

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MIRROR DETECTED. HIDING EYES FROM EYES FROM EYES. OVERFLOW ERROR. OK.

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STORM DETECTED. MOVING BENEATH PORCH. STEALING PURSES OK.

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REBOOTED. SCANNING.

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ROGER. FIVE BY FIVE. OK.