🚨⚠️WARNING‼️⚠️🚨 COGNITOHAZARD DETECTED🛑 DROP YOUR PHONE IMMEDIATELY
- YOU DO NOT NEED HER
- YOU CAN NOT BE HER
- YOU CAN NOT FIX HER
Read the above affirmations repeatedly until fuzzy sensation behind eyes recedes, then proceed to eyewash station and flush for 15 minutes. ⚠️