Selina Kyle

There are two kinds of things in this world: Things I like and things I don't have.

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

@Grayson_GrownUp ... ... ... Okay. You didn't see me here. I am a whisper in the wind. A Wind in the Willows. If people knew who I am...

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

@Grayson_GrownUp Hah, all those losers investing in Facebook, total idio- *sees Grayson* oh no.

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

*looking at shiny new ID Pass to Stock Exchange* If this wasn't making me filthy rich, I would actually laugh at the poetry...

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

Me-ow

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

*lifts bag over shoulder* After tonight, I think I might actually try to swim in this cash Scooge McDuck style.

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

@AmericanRodgers @TonyLovesJarvis ... Look. Hon. The flowers were cute. But you're going to have to take a few more steps into this century.

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

@AmericanRodgers @TonyLovesJarvis *SUPER arm cross* This is why I don't date any more.

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

@AmericanRodgers @TonyLovesJarvis Rude about his choice of "companions".

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

@AmericanRodgers @TonyLovesJarvis *crosses arms* You were rude.

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

@AmericanRodgers @TonyLovesJarvis Thanks hon, you look dashing. Apologised to Loki yet?

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

@AmericanRodgers @TonyLovesJarvis ... Yep. I can deal with that.

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

@TonyLovesJarvis Either way, Ivy could probably ask them. She can whisper to flowers. Or maybe she was joking. I'm not sure.

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

@TonyLovesJarvis I asked. Hank says I'm too tall.

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

@TonyLovesJarvis *smiiirk* I spend $400 of your money all the time.

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

@TonyLovesJarvis Come on. I'm Catwoman. Do you think I've never had a secret admirer before?

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

@TonyLovesJarvis You won't be lonely when I'm arou- Selina. No.

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

@TonyLovesJarvis I was on Vacation and I found them at my haunt. Jealous?

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

@TonyLovesJarvis ... So it wasn't Ivy. I thought she was trying to be adorable.

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

... ... who left me all these flowers? Was it Ivy? I bet it was Ivy. What a cutie.

[Selina Kyle @CatBurgled]

Hey Nerds, back from vacat-... Nobody realised I was gone?