Steve Rodgers

I can America and so can you.

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

Why is no one else concerned about this Hamburgler guy?

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

*sniff* ...Something smells... red.

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

@CatBurgled @TonyLovesJarvis Why is everyone reacting like this? It's common knowledge.

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

@CatBurgled @TonyLovesJarvis Look, he has a mental illness. I don't know why I'm the first to have told him.

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

@CatBurgled @TonyLovesJarvis And he tried to enslave humanity.

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

@CatBurgled @TonyLovesJarvis Apologized for uh. What?

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

@CatBurgled @TonyLovesJarvis Oh... oh b-boy. Um. Ms. Um. Cat Lady? Um. You look. Nice.

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

@TonyLovesJarvis @CatBurgled *BURSTS IN WITH FLOWERS IN HIS HAND* Tony I need your help and you have to promise not to lau--- ...*cough*

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

@CatBurgled *was waiting for her every day. Secretly. With flowers. Just figured she wasn't interested.*

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

*trying to pull @TonyLovesJarvis out of the suit* IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTING FLESH AND... bacon.

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

I'LL SAVE THE TEENAGERS USING MY SHIELD. *shield does literally nothing* ...Well, I'm out of ideas.

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

@CatBurgled *Is looking at the most beautiful woman he's ever seen* *says nothing* *Just nods and stares at shoes*

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

@CatBurgled *totally unintended staring*

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

@RavenEnobyRoth *After a long silence* ...I don't understand this music.

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

@RavenEnobyRoth Would you like to *looks at dance floor and SUDDEN COLD SWEAT* Stand right here and not move at all?

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

@RavenEnobyRoth It's a pleasure. *offers arm* You look. Very. ...Pale?

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

@RavenEnobyRoth *offers her the flowers trying SO HARD TO NOT BE AWKWARD* Ma'am.

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

*sheepishly enters the room, flowers at the ready* Has anyone here seen the most lovely young lady in the room?

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

@ScarLipped I don't want you to hurt eachother. Especially if you're good friends.

[Steve Rodgers @AmericanRodgers]

@ScarLipped Look, I'm just concerned about Barton. If you like him at all you'll be concerned as well.