Loki Silvertongue

Shapeshifting god of mischief, lover of scarves, and Clint Barton's space heater. Occasionally a woman.

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@AmericanRodgers We are /lovers/.

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@AmericanRodgers He is happy with me! What is so terribly wrong with you that that does not matter?

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@AmericanRodgers Cures?! No wonder Clinton was so ashamed of his affections at first. He is not the one who is sick, human.

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@AmericanRodgers -watches with steadily growing irritation-What in Hel is wrong with your species?!

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@AmericanRodgers .........ah. This may come as a terrible shock, but I have no intentions of murdering my husband.

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@AmericanRodgers ...movie? Ah, no.

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@AmericanRodgers -snorts- Darling, I am not even human and I know that such thought is wrong. T'is not a disease, our relationship.

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@AmericanRodgers Yes, he is and if your 'help' distresses him in any way, I shall skin you alive. I love him and he loves me.

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@AmericanRodgers It is hardly the most unnatural thing about us, and yet it is the one you choose to focus on?

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@AmericanRodgers We care for one another, how is such a thing wrong?

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@AmericanRodgers ...there is nothing wrong with what my fiance and I do.

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@AmericanRodgers ...excuse me? -tiny growls-

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@AmericanRodgers Oh yes I can. And we will. -frowns- does this /bother/ you, human?

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@AmericanRodgers T'is truth, I swear it. -shows the ring off-

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@AmericanRodgers -Just kind of...begins to laugh. Loudly-

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@AmericanRodgers -raises a brow- Oh? And why so?

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@AmericanRodgers Ah. I am...engaged to Clinton. I truly do live here now.

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@AmericanRodgers What? No, I am fine, tis you who looks ill..

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@TonyLovesJarvis ...WHY?!

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@AmericanRodgers I live here. -sniffs the human-