chris shaw 💙💛

Insta @catcalledmorris

Barrow AFC fan based in Manchester
cult film, leftie, food, photos, cats #FPL

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Some notes on my work ethic:

-I last voted in Parliament on 18 March, so I haven’t done my job for ten weeks.
-I’ve never held any face-to-face constituency surgeries, despite apparently having £5 million to spend on security.
-I refuse to do interviews or face press scrutiny of any sort.
-when I was in the European Parliament I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 748 MEPs.
-although I did manage to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
-I was on the Fisheries Committee but I only turned up to ONE out of 42 meetings.
-but I will of course be taking my £73,000 EU pension.

Vote Reform, get lazy, grifting, self-serving sacks of shit.

[chris shaw 💙💛 @catcalledmorris]

@nudgeworm

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Victoria Derbyshire spend 8 minutes taking apart Nigel Farage's £5,000,000 gift

"As you'd expect we asked Reform UK for an interview tonight. One Reform UK press officer asked: with who and to discuss what"

"We said we'd like to talk about the local elections, the detention centres in Green areas, and £5m gift from Christopher Harborne"

"We didn't receive another reply"

[The Football Lowdown @FBLowdown]

Barrow - Bottom of League Two and one win since the turn of the year.

Bromley - Top of League Two and unbeaten since November.

Full Time - Barrow 2-1 Bromley

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you League Two football 😳

#WeAreBarrow #WeAreBromley

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Richard Tice said that Angela Raynor should resign over £40,000 of stamp duty.

Today it is revealed that the same man has avoided £600,000 of corporation tax.

Should he resign? Or is it one rule for posh blokes and another for working class women?

[chris shaw 💙💛 @catcalledmorris]

@BarrowAFC Absolute shambles

[Lloyd Lewis 💙 @LloydGeorge57]

The Slug & Lettuce.

[chris shaw 💙💛 @catcalledmorris]

@buryfcofficial Yeah, good luck with that one. 😬

[chris shaw 💙💛 @catcalledmorris]

@DannyDrinksWine

[chris shaw 💙💛 @catcalledmorris]

@O2RitzManc Any support?

[BBC Newsnight @BBCNewsnight]

"Welfare spending went up, you raised taxes 20 times in the last parliament... you added £1.5 trillion to national debt..."

@vicderbyshire challenges Harriett Baldwin, Shadow Business Minister, on her party's 14-year record - after her criticism of Labour's Budget.

#Newsnight

[IandrewDiceClay @IANdrewDiceClay]

RIP Mani. You died on the right side of history like so many dont. Massive talent, top red.

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

GB News funded media coup in full flow.

What this one doesn’t seem to understand is that if the BBC falls, around 30,000 people lose their jobs.

39 local radio stations and 13 regional news stations go dark.

The BBC website is always one of the most viewed sites on the planet. Gone.

These Paul Marshal-funded goons don’t have the tiniest shred of an idea what this would lead to.

It would genuinely weaken the United Kingdom as a whole.

But yeah, sure, Lee bring it down you chump.

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

I asked a while back about people collecting (and now missing) physical tickets and it got us thinking

After a couple of months of work we made something amazing (props to tech wizard @andrewb1970 and our Merch Market team)

Totally free, yours to use from Friday

*sound up*

[Woke Lefty 🫣 @SalfordMe2023]

Gary Neville employs 600+ Mancunians.

He pays shit loads in tax.

He opened his hotel to front line workers during the covid lockdowns.

God knows his punditry has had me slagging him off lately, disagree with him all you want, but he's clearly not a traitor.

Worsley warriors 🤦‍♀️

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Gavin Ruffell @Gavin1Ruff]

If Gary Neville can single-handedly piss off Simon Jordan, Jeremy Kyle and Matt Le Tissier then he must be doing something right.

[Kevin May @Yam_Nivek]

#NeverBuyTheS*n

[chris shaw 💙💛 @catcalledmorris]

@TheCinesthetic Miracle mile

[chris shaw 💙💛 @catcalledmorris]

Come on @vuecinemas get them @ToxicAvenger tickets on sale!