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late 30s, still in denial of being an adult

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I’m just waiting for my nervous breakdown. That sounds wonderful.

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Gotta try my best to keep it alive!

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As long as I’m an alcoholic, Twitter will never die!………..as long as Elon doesn’t completely kill it

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

JD Vance wouldn’t last a fucking minute here

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I get it, I’m punk rock too. I own every Good Charlotte CD

[Corey Miller @corey_miller5]

I've been upset about the Torry Holt snub every year, but this time I'm actually steaming.

Sterling Sharpe over Torry? Are you serious?

We know you're a Hall of Famer in STL, @AllHands81

[St. Louis Rams History @STLRamsHistory]

Isaac Bruce throws a 41-yard pass to Dane Looker, setting up a Marshall Faulk touchdown run. #stlrams (2003)

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@STLRamsHistory Steven Jackson deserved so much better. He was basically a faster Derek Henry with better hands.

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Started rewatching Workaholics on this lovely snow day….god damn I miss living at #JustinsABitch

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It’s exactly 12:30am I’m drunk, eating a @JacksPizza and watching #TheSimpsons …….this tweet would’ve gotten a lot of attention 10+ years ago. But now, probably not even a single whatever……Twitter is dead :((((((

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Like, sometimes I want to blame Elon for killing Twitter. Then I remember Twitter was dying years before he bought it.

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Why do I even still get twitter notifications? Non of the people that made this farty poop farts fun 10+ years ago are even on here anymore :(

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Happy #SundayFunday……this kind of post used to start three different conversations. God damn do I miss 2013 Twitter! Where’d my fellow degenerates go?

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Not much beats Budweiser and Seinfeld reruns on local TV at 12:25am

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Is there a site placing odds on each of Trump’s cabinet members getting fired before his term is up? Where can I place these bets?

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I might be a little drunk because I think my Budweiser tastes like a PBR

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As long as I’m an alcoholic, Twitter will never die!………..as long as Elon doesn’t completely kill it

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Fuck! I’m going to have to watch two episodes of #TheSimpsons to finish this wine, ugh it’s already after 2:00

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Shit, somehow I have two glasses of wine to finish……and somehow it’s not @numba1chief’s fault.

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@xxxxxxx We should try to get the old “band” (drunks) back together for a night of drunken debauchery on twitter 🍻

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Did Twitter get lame or did I just get old?