Landon Mentis

Since you can't catch the LAMBO, you might as well follow me

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

7th grade me in the middle of math class for absolutely no reason:

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Update: It was acl and meniscus. It is the same injury as the first Holloway fight, only this time the opposite leg. Quite shocking. I returned to competition within 9 months to fight Diego Brandao back then. With today’s regenerative medicine advancements and improved training methods it is well within my realm to return by next summer. I am walking without a crutch. I done leg extension machine work the other day to no issue. So I can walk without aid, and activate my quad under resistance. All very positive. I am maximum discipline and have maintained it fully since the bout. I wonder was I saved from something worse here. I believe so. I would have attended the after party as “the man” and who knows then. I believe I was saved.

Thank you God!

On we go, no sad stories. Thank you for the support and well wishes everyone, your health is your wealth ❤️🙏

[Sean O'Malley @SugaSeanMMA]

Get my electrolytes @wearedoingwell if you want your cortisol this low.

[AB @AB84]

Tiger Woods drives a car exactly how you would think a black Asian drives

[AB @AB84]

If you’re a terrorist at what point do you call it a day in the 4-hour TSA line

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

I don’t believe the ICE agent’s life was in danger.

I think he went into the interaction angry & it was a bad shoot.

I don’t care if she was a blue hair liberal, this isn’t about the right & the left.

This is about government tyranny & overreach

I don’t trust the government

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

Real niggas put 4 beers on the company card and label it as "lunch" #airportbeer #charlotte #REALnigga

[Landon Mentis @catchdaLAMBO]

@danawhite You’re a faggot nobody cares

[Landon Mentis @catchdaLAMBO]

@danawhite @RiyadhSeason That event sucked ass. Spent all that money for a bunch of boring ass fights. Thank god for streameast

[Landon Mentis @catchdaLAMBO]

@RyanGarcia Gay

[Landon Mentis @catchdaLAMBO]

@JonnyBones You’ve become such an unlikeable person

[down bad comments @downbadcomment]

LMFAOOO

[Landon Mentis @catchdaLAMBO]

@JonnyBones You’re a bitch bro

[Landon Mentis @catchdaLAMBO]

@JonnyBones Ya u scared pussy

[Landon Mentis @catchdaLAMBO]

@Vegas #VegasSuperSweeps #Entry

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Bro Wayne just said “got a bunch of zeros like a bag of new funyuns!!” FUCK why didn’t I think of that????

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Me and who the fuck is that guy should box.

[The Maury Show @TheMAURYShow]

Yeah aight

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

Wait nah!! We left a marine?!! Hell nah

[Nathan Diaz @NateDiaz209]

Im only going to fight the rock
Otherwise I’m goood