eli

thinker, optimist, visionary, women’s rights activist.

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

@Rex__Churchill Whats good

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

Do not go to the strip clubs in eden prairie

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

Nah I deadass hear backshots

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

@tonyhawktruther @our_decay Love from Minnesota

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

Abolish 3 meals a day brainwashing

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

Future grandson our hair genetics will prevail

[4mi ❄️ @scorsesebabyyy]

Niggas think Grok is Jarvis

[𒉭𓆏The Great Dane 𓆏𒉭 @thegreatdane269]

JUUL was the Saddam Hussein of the vape industry. It got absolutely brutalized by the government for flavors that “appealed to kids” (RIP Mango) just for every gas station to become infested with unregulated Chinese disposables that come in pastel colors and have flavors like “Willy Wonka bubblegum sugar delight”

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

I’ve been living life in third person since February and I’m close to achieving a photographic memory

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

I have iMessage on windows 11

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

I mean could post money on my story but I don’t have a tool to back it up, not to mention I would be too scared to even use it lolz 😅

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

Burnt peanut made me realize why women hate men

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

We wasn’t supposed to make it past 4

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

When she order water with a lemon but you genuinely still eating thanksgiving leftovers

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

I think theres something up with the Epstein files

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

@fleshsimulator I would get my homie Thanh to press it

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

Protein meth

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

Dudes were coming outta that special class with the nicest handwriting I’ve ever seen

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

@cuppaow @adieuu02 So fucking school! ✌️✌️🎣 Lunch on you fam 😂😂

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

She wanna frick the team

[eli @catchthisvibe19]

If I was named elijah people woulda been calling me jah in school