Kensington Transplant

Parody

[Kensington Transplant @catdad1280]

Here’s to the greatest Twitter post ever

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Did I do it right?

[Kensington Transplant @catdad1280]

I’m sad the @Phillies didn’t make any reasonably priced tickets available to their life long fans.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Sexual assault allegations incoming in 3, 2, 1......

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

So glad he’s getting excellent government funded care after spending his entire political career trying to block everyone else from having the same.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

If you are celebrating Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire while living paycheck to paycheck, I have secondhand embarrassment for you.

[Kensington Transplant @catdad1280]

@KewlAss_Butter Feels like a two for one tonight 👐🏼👐🏼👐🏼

[Kensington Transplant @catdad1280]

@mailmanhenryb @Phillies Crooks

[Kensington Transplant @catdad1280]

Imagine going to 30+ @Phillies games a year, then being ripped off because you can’t make it to a game THEY postponed and changed the date of. Get it together @Phillies. My last game was my last game.

[Kensington Transplant @catdad1280]

@mailmanhenryb @Phillies Nope. Because it was postponed and not canceled

[Kensington Transplant @catdad1280]

@CecilyTynan Would you chance a Phillies game tonight? Idc about rain. I just want to see a complete game

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Call me crazy, but we shouldn't have to wake up every day trying to figure out if the president of the United States is trying to manipulate the market or start a nuclear war.

[Kensington Transplant @catdad1280]

@StevePatrone @USMS_Philly @PhillyCrimeUpd Not good with a map, huh?

[Kensington Transplant @catdad1280]

@RepLuna @GovRonDeSantis Are you arresting Trump then?

[Kensington Transplant @catdad1280]

@Grubhub is the absolute worst delivery service in existence

[Kensington Transplant @catdad1280]

@timburchett I don’t know who you are

[Kensington Transplant @catdad1280]

@EllenDickhaus @NickAdamsinUSA I agree. That’s why the majority chose Bad Bunny

[Kensington Transplant @catdad1280]

@NickAdamsinUSA These parody accounts are getting wild

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Translation “I will lie for trump if he lets me out of prison.”

[Kensington Transplant @catdad1280]

@IBX CVS just filled the script. Thank you for your help. It is much appreciated 🙏

[Kensington Transplant @catdad1280]

Can we discuss how @IBX is willingly and knowingly let me go two weeks without my diabetes medication? @AFSCME

[Kensington Transplant @catdad1280]

@IBX Fair enough. It’s complete. Thank you.

[Kensington Transplant @catdad1280]

@IBX I’ve spent hours over the last three days on the phone with you guys. Just for the goal post to continue to get moved and moved. It’s bad enough you guys don’t care if I die, the least you can do is not waste anymore of my time.