Ari Schwartzenheimer

[MLB @MLB]

Davis Schneider and Andrés Giménez go back-to-back for the @BlueJays!

[Erin Burnett OutFront @OutFrontCNN]

Kerry Kennedy tells Erin her brother, RFK Jr. once captured a snake while holding his infant child, showed it to kids at a birthday party “chomping on his hand,” and then released the snake into a swimming pool filled with children.

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

How do you put this BS on a church.....

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Whats the best pub in south Boston? If you send me to a place with a trans flag im gonna fight you...

[Amir @AmirAminiMD]

I am not sure if Trump realizes that he has screwed Israel, particularly Netanyahu, in a way that they can’t even complain about without admitting their own lies and hypocrisy.

For decades, Israeli politicians had carefully created a fictional Iranian nuclear threat, while Israel’s actual objectives always were Iran’s destruction as functioning country, through civil war and in the best case scenario: balkanization.
And if that’s not possible, then at least the continued isolation and sanctioning of Iran, along with continued outside meddling, sabotage, and endless terror.

The worst-case scenario for Israel has never been a nuclear Iran (sure, that would have prevented them from regularly attacking Iran) but an unleashed, unsanctioned and internationally accepted Iran, which never needed nuclear weapons in the first place to become a superpower.

Netanyahu, in his hubris and with the sole goal of saving his own ass, started this catastrophe -and Trump, in his desperation to get out of this catastrophe to save his own ass, just absolutely nuked the entire Israeli agenda by giving them something they always claimed to want -in return for something they absolutely NEVER wanted.

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

Notice how no one in his administration dares disagree with Donald Trump on anything. Then when Israel wants it, all of a sudden, half his team is in open rebellion. And it's totally kosher to say he's wrong and defy him. Interesting rules.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

CINEMA! One of the greatest walkouts in sports history.

[RÈBELs RÄÎDÈRs @Rebels_Raiders]

So apparently two major countries can sign a treaty not to kill each other through DocuSign.

But I still have to sit across from Mike at the used car dealership and spend three hours negotiating $257 off a financed 2019 Ford Explorer.

[Ari Schwartzenheimer @catdragonluvr]

@AlexDaAverage Hear me out trade him for Dustin may

[Ari Schwartzenheimer @catdragonluvr]

@MLB Bro what the fuck @mistershitler

[Matthew Leb @Leb_Zeppelins]

Red Sox fans: “FSG is worth $14 billion. Can we please have a competitive roster?”

FSG:

[Nick Huber @sweatystartup]

Overheard at my local pub:

"I'm 60 years old and don't have enough money to retire and Elon Musk has a trillion dollars. Its a messed up world."

The guy was sitting at a pub drinking $7 beers for like 3 hours.

[Based Cow @_BasedCow_]

Watched American History X last night, very interesting:

"Stop being a Nazi!"
"Okay, I will"
*Get's killed by a black guy*

[𝕁𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕣🃏 @The_Joker]

Oliver Tree has tragically passed away... massive loss to humanity.

This dude was the goat.

To all who are trying to "LooksMax" or think you are ugly because of this new fad.... listen to his wise words.

We are all beautiful 🕊

R.I.P Oliver Tree 🙏

[Ari Schwartzenheimer @catdragonluvr]

@MaxBlumenthal Best evidence against that. If you thought it was real , I have a bridge to sell gou

[Ari Schwartzenheimer @catdragonluvr]

@9mmsmg Yeah sounds like he (trump) got hacked

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

🇺🇸 Best fans in the world!

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

Japan is our only true ally in this world.

[Ari Schwartzenheimer @catdragonluvr]

BREAKING: The Iran deal is expected to last until mid morning tomorrow.

[Blue Jays Nation @thejaysnation]

Blue Jays Manager, John Schneider has been ejected from today's ballgame.

🎥: Sportsnet | #BlueJays50