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He/him | hey girl, i’m just ur average cat dude 👍

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@catbrodude

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@catbrodude twitter cant let the kids see the snails

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@catbrodude PFFT

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@catbrodude LMAO

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@catbrodude update: got a vanilla milkshake

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i want to rip my fingers off and bandage them to my feet

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update: i’ve decided i hate the refresh noise

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@catbrodude might get a chocolate smoothie 🍫

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@catbrodude might get a chocolate smoothie

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@catbrodude i want to find some chocolate to eat

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@catbrodude }:<

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@catbrodude what’re u eating

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WE’LL ALL BE ASTRONAUTS

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cancel gravity

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do you think gravity obeys consent like a reasonable entity

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what if i told gravity no

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do you think chickens can be fed human hearts

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I WANT TO EAT A CRABS HEART R A W

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@catbrodude YO UWU

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i get on twitter once every decade to tweet whatever is in my tangled earbuds of thoughts for 10 minutes and then never open the app again until next decade

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кот фасоль где?