cate

let the sea set you free

[Woppenheimer @Mastr_Splinter]

spring is a wonderful time of year, you get to find out if your depression was seasonal or you’re depressed because your life is a complete train wreck

[cate @cate757]

@POTUS YOU’RE FIRED 😂🤣✌🏼🇺🇸

[cate @cate757]

@vayyduh That’s some bullshit. Sounds like her reasoning for not wanting to spend thanksgiving with him was pretty fucking justified.

[cate @cate757]

@Moes_HQ @OrderUp Absolutely!

[cate @cate757]

Hey @Moes_HQ @OrderUp I know there’s an extra charge for queso, but I’m pretty sure I paid for more than just a bowl of rice with queso.......alteast I already had lettuce and sour cream at home🙃

[Sara of House Lash @_spetty]

blaming Ariana because she “left him at his lowest” perpetuates a very harmful ideal that women should stay in toxic relationships and “save” them.

when someone’s “lowest” becomes toxic and potentially harmful, you have every right to leave and the results are NOT your fault

[cate @cate757]

@ODUFootball So is there still a game tonight?!?

[cate @cate757]

@cotdamnX I’m glad I could help enlighten you

[cate @cate757]

False. Only guilty men send “just because” flowers. “Just because” flowers = just because I’ve been up to no mother fuckin good so i decided to stop by farm fresh before they shut down and got you this bouquet because of my guilty conscious” naw bitch don’t let him fool you ☝🏽 https://t.co/E4dz1BVZhU

[bri @WormerBrianna]

I don’t think boys understand girls and flowers. we want them on a Thursday when we’ve had a bad day or just because, not on our birthday or a holiday because you’re expected to. random flowers are seriously the easiest way to make a girl smile ear to ear

[cate @cate757]

@cotdamnX This is still not including moms because that’s a whole different category and they deserve all the flowers

[cate @cate757]

@cotdamnX She does call me after she gets them though and asks “what did you do” so 🤷🏽‍♀️

[cate @cate757]

@jardinikko Please take ween. She is testing me.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

TRUE!!!

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

Why didn’t you say something?

I did.

Why didn’t you push him off?

I did.

Why didn’t you cuss him out?

I did.

Why didn’t you tell the police?

I did.

Why didn’t you press charges?

I did.

Why did you just let it happen?

I didn’t.

Why didn’t you beat him up?

(Sigh)

[cate @cate757]

@DJCanRock I see you boyyyyyyyy

[cate @cate757]

I miss the days when I actually enjoyed coming to work

[cate @cate757]

Hopefully my boyfriend has finally learned how a guarder/bouquet throwing at weddings goes now 😑🤔

[𝖏𝖇 @h0neydiiip]

if u ever cant find me at a party, i’m probably wherever the dog is.