cate

[The worm @wormbuttsex]

When you feel so ugly at work it starts affecting your performance

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

“Nicole Kidman” by ADÉLA dethrones Ella Langley’s “Choosin’ Texas” at #1 on US Spotify chart.

[ashlee ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ @REINE4NOIRE]

me when i drop my pumpkins after serving face

[entropy @ennntropy]

Type of shit I’ve been on

[𒆴 @fuiwmous]

accepting that i look chopped

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Real ice cream fiend Joe is almost done, meanwhile fake crackmaxxer Hunter hasn't even taken a lick

[corb @awshuqs]

I don’t want to be a fat fucking chud anymore

[dj benuxo @bebebenebebe]

todos os dias faço uma pipoca no escritorio de lanche da tarde ne ai agora cheguei no escritorio e a tia da faxina me vira e fala bom dia pipoquinha

[sexydork @sexyaltblkgirl]

this how it feels to be lustful as a woman

[Angela Morabito @AngelaLMorabito]

Tonight is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride.

If he were to make the same journey from Boston to Lexington today, he could stop at 7 Dunkin locations. (via Reddit)

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, on Good Friday, we mark a day of sacrifice. Some New Yorkers will abstain from eating; others will spend hours without speaking.

Faith, the Bible tells us, is belief in the things unseen. That belief is what will guide so many of our neighbors in solemn reflection and reverence.

I wish all those observing Good Friday a blessed day of peace.

[freakgi @wink1emon]

don’t ever give oomf ur phone number bruh

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

if you're worried about alcohol calories that tells me you're not dancing them off which tells me you're the problem

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

7 year old niece facetimed me from my parents house to ask if she could take home three of my stuffies. No more no less. i said take as many as you want she said i only need three. I said just make sure you give them to a loving home she said: I know

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this is how you talk about trans issues w the median voter btw.

[The Garden Faithful @GardenFaithful]

“I’m getting fucked up tonight.” That’s our boy!

[Josh 🏈 @ThatPatsStan]

Meteorologists don’t even tell you how much snow the east coast is gonna get anymore they just look at you like this

[jos :) @joscelynven]

call the USA women's team Hawaii with how much they 5-0

[໊ @cdoll]

just woke up and realized love is all around me