Do you ever just really want some alone time but feel too guilty to say so?
Solution: just sing as loudly and as obnoxiously as your little vocal cords can muster and just like a magic trick you’ll watch your family slowly disappear. #yourewelcome
Just closed my eyes to go to sleep and my brain chose right now to lay this on me:
Why are they called cookies, when they really should be called bakies.
😳
Happy Easter! He is risen! We are so grateful that He made the ultimate sacrifice so we could joyfully celebrate this day, even under quarantine.🌺 #HappyEaster#StayHome#focusonthegood
“Its funny how its the little things in life that mean the most
Not where you live, what you drive or the price tag on your clothes”
When we all come out the other side of this virus, dont forget these words. Every second we our given with our people is a gift, lets soak it up✨
Mike: my body is sore.
Me: I think you just need Chick-fil-A.
Maybe y’all are not aware but Jesus chicken and waffle fries fix every problem even if you’re on a diet because the Lord’s calories don’t count.
My nearly 2 year old has a book that goes “trucks trucks trucks, I like trucks.”
He says this all day long.
Only replaces “tr” with “f”
With THE MOST enthusiasm.
Guess we’re not going to church this week.