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No cream no sugar ✊🏿

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I wish a massive reptile would rampage through the city I'm bored

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Massive shout out to people driving while texting, they're the only reason why it's easy to merge in traffic

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We absolutely scandalized our cruise ship steward, Jefferson, when we requested our twin beds be pushed together

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@TheCinesthetic Prisoners
Arrival
District 9

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@TheCinesthetic Interstellar
Parasite
Whiplash

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There's a doctor in my Academy who's overall participation in in this class makes me feel confident we should be questioning medical professionals. This Dr. is proof they are not all.... the best

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Came across a bottle of piss in our parking lot today #blessed

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Happy Toyotathon to all who celebrate

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When you've decided that you need to make an effort to maintain your village, community, and connections and everyone you reach out to seems annoyed that you're doing so 👍🏿

[cat @catelijoy]

I really want to be able to Google.... What my upstairs neighbors are doing that could possibly be making that noise

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I've received "don't tell anyone I told you this" info two days in a row, feeling highs unachievable by mere mortals

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They need to send out an emergency alert for when our cat takes a shit, it's pretty bad

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If the vibes are off you should be able to skip work without notice and with pay

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I hate when you're talking to someone, then someone else comes over to join in and changes the topic to something less relevant to you, and so you're stuck in the conversation because you were there first but you are now a hostage

[lyss, esq @am_yers]

Hahaha......wait, wait...... hahahahahahahAHAHAHA

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I desperately need to take a nap in the sun

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It's there a new Pinterest that isn't just joybird and article ads?

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"Nap wave alarm set night" -a complete text from my girlfriend, who was telling me she was feeling sleepy, had set an alarm, and thusly was going to sleep

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Artists competing on Ink Master when their canvas has a fun creative tattoo idea:

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"Wow this playlist is amazing" -me listening to my own playlist I made

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

Put a cigarette out on my son while he was scrolling TikTok and he didn’t even look up