Catelyn Bowers

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[Catelyn Bowers @catelynbee]

@No8Axel @Jaegerx7 @TimGettys WATCH IT ITS GREAT

[Catelyn Bowers @catelynbee]

Relevant 👻

[Catelyn Bowers @catelynbee]

It’s October, so that means it’s time to watch haunted house documentary shows instead of going to an actual haunted house 🎃

[Bethan Ackerley 🇵🇸 @inkerley]

watching the new season of Queer Eye, and this uncanny interstitial shot where Antoni sniffs a peach for slightly too long has already elevated the format to a new level

[Catelyn Bowers @catelynbee]

@No8Axel They’re really banking on people remembering the plot of Avatar.

[Catelyn Bowers @catelynbee]

❤️🥰

[Catelyn Bowers @catelynbee]

You know you’re in the US when one of the #Chopped contestants says he will use his prize money for health insurance.

[Catelyn Bowers @catelynbee]

@taylorswede I’m not from Washington but PB lives here and wants to meet you 🥰

[Catelyn Bowers @catelynbee]

Next man that calls me a pet name while I am working gets a punch to the throat.

[Catelyn Bowers @catelynbee]

Drove on ice today and I DO NOT RECOMMEND IT OMG

[Catelyn Bowers @catelynbee]

Happy #PuppyBowl Sunday!

[Catelyn Bowers @catelynbee]

Life Hack: Watch every episode of #TheFinalTableNetflix and then the first 40 minutes of the finale, then turn it off and pretend that one of the Australian chefs won.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘That is how you claim asylum, you show up and you say I’m claiming asylum.’ — This journalist simply explains how Trump’s fear-mongering on migrant caravans is bullsh*t

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

The female sea lion made her way through a throng of bystanders, across a busy intersection, and was headed toward the Sand'n'Sea liquor store before she was apprehended. https://t.co/FZQcJnDEr4

[Catelyn Bowers @catelynbee]

@jeffgerstmann Most Nevada courts have ticket information online! You may also be able to pay a little extra to avoid traffic school or points on your DL. Sincerely, a Las Vegas native who’s had to deal with our highway patrol https://t.co/JJj1ZrsvGV

[Catelyn Bowers @catelynbee]

I’ve finally seen my first unicycler #pdx

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Trump now claims that he will lower taxes on Middle America by 10% before the November 6th elections.

It's Impossible! Congress is not in session until Mid-November.

He's lying so that Republicans win the House and he doesn't get impeached

It won't work!

VOTE!

[Catelyn Bowers @catelynbee]

I voted this morning, did you?

[Catelyn Bowers @catelynbee]

I like living where we live while working elsewhere because when customers/vendors/etc want to have a political conversation (argument), I just tell them I live in WA 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Catelyn Bowers @catelynbee]

While You Were Sleeping, “A story about love at second sight.” Pretty much, @No8Axel

[The Dad @thedad]

Forget astrology. The tagline of the #1 movie at the box office the day you were born, that determines your fate from now on