Cate The Great

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[guapunzel @guapunzel]

seeing people on tik tok try telepathy and freaking themselves out bc it worked>>>

we’re so close yall im excited 😭

[ani ❥ @pascaldaviss]

“but he’s too old for you?”

me:

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[pj @pjayevans]

My dad is describing in great detail how he would kill the grinch while My mom is cooking breakfast for sixteen people.

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

PEOPLE NEED TO WAKE UP...

Your 7-year-old wakes up exhausted.
Not because he's sick.
Because it's 6AM.

You pour him cereal.
Not because it's healthy.
Because it's quick.

He stares at an iPad.
Not because it's good for him.
Because you need to get ready.

The school calls later:
"He can't focus"
"He can't sit still"
"He needs testing"

The doctor writes a prescription.
Not because your boy is broken.
Because the system is.

The truth?
His brain is FIGHTING:

- Chemical food dyes
- Sugar crashes
- Screen addiction
- Sleep deprivation
- Natural energy

But we medicate the child
Instead of fixing the cause.

Your grandfather's kids:

- Played outside
- Ate real food
- Slept well
- Moved freely

No pills needed.

Modern parenting isn't convenience.
It's warfare. Against your own child.

Give him a chance:

- Clean food

- Real sleep

- Free play

- Natural movement

DON'T give him pills.
The system wants patients.

NATURE MADE WARRIORS.

CHOOSE WISELY...

[Roma @legendofroma]

A very underrated health hack is cultivating an unwavering overly optimistic borderline arrogant and quite frankly delusional belief that absolutely NOTHING can ever break you and that you’ll be fine whatever comes your way because you’re destined to nothing less than GREATNESS.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

my therapist advised, "learn to calm your own storm instead of venting to others. it may feel therapeutic to let it all out, but you reinforce negative thoughts. it’s no one’s job but yours to pull yourself out of your problems. journal, meditate, exercise,and release." felt that

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

can i come over and crawl around on you like a bug

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

daily cycle

[(๑´• .̫ •ू`๑) piper @dotor1mukk]

u have to give girls surprises or else they wither up and die . if they don’t get a surprise treat their life force begins to drain

[alexa @vampirrria]

When I like u I start collecting crystals and trinkets and things ik u would like and bring them to u like a little crow

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

every time

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

ok well. im playing on the swings so..text u later

[I’m Jeff @whosjeffiam]

The only two genders I recognize

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

I am financially advising you to convert all of your money into pennies and then convert those pennies into flattened pennies at the zoo or natural science museum