CB

[CB @catesadilla]

@TomiLahren I don’t think the dreamers will.... and I stand with them. As do millions of other Americans...!!!

[CB @catesadilla]

@realDonaldTrump But what was 2016 then ma’am?

[CB @catesadilla]

And where is mother???

[CB @catesadilla]

Can i just say that mike pence looks older than ever.

[CB @catesadilla]

Well I just figured out how I’m spending my Easter Sunday....

[Netflix @netflix]

The Tiger King and I — a Tiger King after show hosted by Joel McHale and featuring brand new interviews with John Reinke, Joshua Dial, John Finlay, Saff, Erik Cowie, Rick Kirkman, and Jeff and Lauren Lowe — will premiere April 12

[CB @catesadilla]

What a weird time. I used to think a guy was just stepping into the street to get away cause I was smoking.. now it’s just social distancing..,

[CB @catesadilla]

Vote for me for best bartender in Baltimore !! https://t.co/qPRBlGQ0t6

[CB @catesadilla]

@Joe_Gatto Joe you are the best one. Tho I wanna date @SalVulcano

[CB @catesadilla]

@Feffjallon So random dweeb. How ya been?

[CB @catesadilla]

In dc at a comedy show and the rich man and his obvious paid lady of the night will not stop talking through it. I want to punch them.

[CB @catesadilla]

@daintysipz ??

[CB @catesadilla]

Overheard on the @marctrain ‘No babe we can’t have a dinner party that’s only for old people. We need a young person party because we’re going to be drinking Four Loko.’.....🙄

[CB @catesadilla]

Why am I getting more notifications about the Canary Islands than I am about the rainforest in South America.....

[CB @catesadilla]

Lyft driver: ‘well this road just looks like you could just dump a body and no one would find it.’
Me: ‘uh... yeah.. haha.....😳’

[CB @catesadilla]

No one named Helen ever gets high @helen_demun (via @daintysipz roomie)

[CB @catesadilla]

Yo @TillamookCheese ice cream is as good as the @hulu commercials say it is. I’ve just had my first bite and DAMN.

[CB @catesadilla]

@KATch_ur_dreams Also carrots.

[CB @catesadilla]

@daintysipz Dorsey how’d we miss this obvious hotel pool party with likeminded individuals?

[CB @catesadilla]

Warm ketchup is tomato soup. Change my mind.

[CB @catesadilla]

@daintysipz Love you!