Cate Schick

[Cate Schick @cateschick]

Now that I’m allowed to tell people that I was the Blue Devil I want to retweet the tweet that inspired me to do the worm every time a camera would look at me

[Mary Robinson @CardChick]

I hope they lose just so I never have to see the Blue Devil do the worm again

[james hawkins @james406]

parents: "move out"

girlfriend: “quit being such a loser”

boss: "work harder"

claude: "uber for dogs (the dogs are the drivers) is a great idea, you should absolutely pursue it"

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

pronouncing lirr like "lurr" is wild

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me turning on the good computer after 8 hours on the evil (work) computer

[sui ☄️ @birdabo]

everybody calm down.

i got this.

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[mediocre homo @mediocrehomo]

80 degrees in nyc

[angelina @anngeleenuh]

me at my big age waking up to an easter basket

[Space Koala @SpaceKoala]

Inspiring

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

Cyber security experts don’t even try to give advice anymore they just look at you like

[Charlotte Yoink @yourdivasfav]

Union Square on the worst day you’ve ever had:

[Cate Schick @cateschick]

Clear + precheck line did not start AS far back and seemed the shortest. Took around an hour with touchless. Regular Pre check seemed comparable maybe a little longer. General way longer and wrapped around even more than we did

[Cate Schick @cateschick]

LaGuardia Terminal C. Got here around 4:30am. Extremely long line but it flows. They separate general and pre check once you get to the main part of the checkpoint. Yippee 😵‍💫

[Matt Grossenbach @MattGrossenbach]

Work productivity the very second the ball is tipped today

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

what having a cat is like:

[Alex V. Mitchell @AMitchReporting]

You can’t legally stop me from doing this

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

how is that like earth at all then

[Cate Schick @cateschick]

@AmericanAir I’m trying. Still no resolution

[Cate Schick @cateschick]

@AmericanAir trying to give flight credit instead of a refund for a layover in Doha rn is nasty work 😭