Cate Wheeler

i'm in marketing, winston; without it you'd be dead in 2 days • ask me what you should read next

[Cate Wheeler @catewheeler]

A year ago today was Moms last chemo treatment. She had radiation 4 times a weeks and chemo once a week, and she’d drive herself there and back to work when she was done. She never even complained. I miss her every day, but I’ll be proud to be her daughter forever.

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

Remember last season when Charlie was like “wait wait wait” & we all thought he was gonna volunteer to send himself home but instead he began to state his case as to why he deserved to stay? Incredible work. He’s been a treat ever since. Yes I follow him on Tik Tok. He’s crazy 😭

[prolapsed catholic @chlumbucket]

It’s always the craziest bitch you’ve ever known getting her masters in social work

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[Groby @groby5000000]

Ah yes. I believe it was Heffley who discussed this in "Rodrick Rules"

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

I’ve never heard of a George Glass at our skül

[Orange @Mandarln0range]

I like to think it’s like a zoo situation

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

something so UGLY has happened to the word chic

[osama @0ba0sama]

anytime they had dialogue together it was diva on diva crime

[Starlight 💫 (twitch.tv/x0starlight) @x0Starlight]

ryan gosling is who ryan reynolds thinks he is. i will not elaborate

[debe, June 20th! @sien_wtf]

you and your AI flyer look very stupid

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

Okay this is funny

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

Alcohol isn’t bad for you if it’s served at a sunny outdoor seating

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

Me when the maintenance man comes

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

We will remember you, Fred, and sing songs of your courage. You earned your place in Valhalla, where the brave live forever.

[isa ☁️ @loverhaunted]

i’m sorry for people who don’t like cats because they’ll never know what it feels like to call your cat from the bedroom and listening to it meowing as it runs across the apartment to you

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

.@KristiNoem

[Christy 💕 @Christy4Change]

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that Birth Control pills were given out like candy to Millennial teens and now IVF is over a 30 billion dollar market.

[Alabi.🎈 @alabitweets]

The concept of hiding your baby’s face in a photo shoot that we didn’t beg you to post