Catey Warner

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@TheJeremyWarner Are you disappointed that you didn’t get to watch your favorite movie?

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@Ch_JesusChrist That rendering is beautiful but please don’t! The Provo Utah Temple is iconic. I wish the design at least referenced the original modern aesthetic that everyone has grown to love.

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@TheJeremyWarner Her name is Lotty and she terrorized Hillary and me when we were 4.

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@sarabrains Definitely red and blue Hello Kitty. Any other color way is dumb.

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@brandonhstone I’m so sorry Brandon 💔

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@irenejoycekim We just watched Scare Me and Save Yourselves and enjoyed them a lot. Maybe they’re not my favorite, but they were fresh and new.

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I was dreaming that I was n a landing airplane then @TheJeremyWarner woke me up and asked if everything is okay and if I felt the swaying. Little earthquake in Provo?

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@jkstudios_ Marshmallows, meringue cookies, or macarons. Mmm mmm mmm rumbly in my tumbly.

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@StaceyHarkey I’m completely mesmerized but also my stomach is bubbling up slowly the more I watch it.

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#funnyvotejkstudios voted. Can I only tweet vote once? @bringthefunny

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My 5 year old is asking me very hard questions about drugs killing people. I feel like I’m not addressing the issue in the right way. I don’t know why he is asking these questions in the first place.

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@homefrybebe I have adhd all the time and know how to fold a fitted sheet but I only do it sometimes.

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@StaceyHarkey @mfadonohue This thread was as off track as I am all the time 😹

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@MikeLDalton @StaceyHarkey This is useful

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Whey kids are put to bed, my thoughts immediately go to whatever treats I have in the house that I don’t want to share.

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@TheJeremyWarner Thanks for the confirmation.

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I like to sing lullabies to my kids at night. Right now, my throat is sore and singing prompts a horrible hacking witch cough that makes my head feel like the some heads in Kingsman. So we’re listening to James Taylor sing instead. It is very hard not to sing along.

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My toddler just got mad that I gave him two cookies instead of just one.

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It turned out that the dude was Channing Tatum with prosthetic makeup on his face. I knew I overreacted and was going to apologize but felt too embarrassed to do so.
I’m glad it was just a dream. I hope Mr. Tatum is actually a nice guy, he probably is.

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Weird dream from last night:
I had a dream that I dropped into a ballet class. One of the teacher’s old students came in and started arguing with her so she dismissed class early. I was disappointed because I really wanted to do grand allegro.

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But the heels on my shoes were only 2 inches tall. It was very weird and funny. On the way back out, I saw a weird looking guy in a dusty blue Greek/Roman soldier costume and he made some mean joke about me so I punched him in the gut and walked away.